welfare

1. The largest voter pool for the democratic party.
2. A charity created by rich democrats so that they don't have to feel so bad about being rich.
3. A free ride for people who realize government cheese is preferable to gainful employment.

I feel so bad that I am a filthy rich democrat with lots of tax shelters, so I will vote to give more money to people who dont work. Of course, I will have the middle class working man pay for it.

by nonoyawns January 19, 2005

Welfareopostale

Someone who has money for ski lift tickets, and lives on food stamps, while sleeping at a different house every week. No job, wakes at noon, ect.

"Welfareopostale wants to borrow your season pass to Schuss Mountain".

by Innapropriate August 25, 2013

brandon woelfel

One of the greatest photographers ever. Mainly uses fairy lights and aviator glasses.

Can you take a photo of me?

And make sure it looks likes Brandon Woelfel

by imbasichbu October 29, 2017

welfare cadillac

Ironic reference to a cheap and/or beat-up banger of a car. Originated in response to Ronald Reagan's exaggeration of a Chicago welfare fraud case in which $8,000 was received. Reagan reported the amount as $150,000 dollars, possibly conflating it with the case of Dorothy Woods and her 38 pretended children, and said the woman owned a Cadillac.

Yep, this old banger's my Welfare Cadillac. Who knew they still had an Edsel in stock?

by Wanderer Werewolf March 1, 2007

welfare

A orginization, from the government, that gives out money to people who are low lives, and do not have the brains to get a job. Unfourntanley, as a nation, we are forced to foot the bills of people who reproduce like Rabits, and pay for their food, and other commidites.

Hey look, there is a welfare recpiant, lets go beat the sh*t out of the low life who mooches of everyone else.

by Chris Martin November 22, 2004

Babydaddy Welfare

Unearned, untaxed INCOME paid to a babymama, which comes from a babydaddy--in an amount that is sufficient to support the babymama and her shopping addiction, babymama's criminal boyfriends, and babymama's spawn from other babydaddies.

My three Babydaddy Welfare checks came today! Time to hit the sale at Penney's and the nail shop, so I can begin to prowl for my seventh husband, cuz I'm almost done with my sixth divorce! As soon as I pay off my attorney, I'm gonna use the Babydaddy Welfare checks to pay for my new boobies and some Botox (that I desperately need).

by justpaythebills March 3, 2011

welfare

a bullshit program that steals money from decent tax-paying Americans to give out to lazy pieces of shit that refuse to get a job and have fucking 9 kids.

Eliminate the welfare system.

by Xizor July 7, 2008