by Sleep well tonight;) March 27, 2017

An individual that gets upset when you masturbate when he or she is not present to participate in the sexual activity.
Person 1- What did you do today?
Person 2 - Woke up at 9, ate something, showered and then wiggled my thing ( masturbated).
Person 1- Why did you do that without me? You are an asshole.
Person 2- Who do you think you are? The wiggle police? Shut the fuck up!!!
Person 2 - Woke up at 9, ate something, showered and then wiggled my thing ( masturbated).
Person 1- Why did you do that without me? You are an asshole.
Person 2- Who do you think you are? The wiggle police? Shut the fuck up!!!
by Sleepy Dummy July 2, 2014

by xd_Jayy73 March 21, 2020

Another word for boob or cleavage window, a cutout at the center of a top that reveals the cleavage. Comes from the idea of sticking your hand through the opening and wiggling the boobs.
Alex: My new maid outfit just arrived!!
Emily: OMG! The one with the wiggle window?
Alex: Yes, it's great
Emily: OMG! The one with the wiggle window?
Alex: Yes, it's great
by Botty Wotty June 28, 2021

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