Can of Whoop-ass

1. (n.) An energy drink that had a short-lived run in early 2000. Tasted like what is believed to be carbonated piss.

2. (v.) The metaphorical act of beating someone up.

3. (n.) A can (Or similar container, most often a barrel) in which a number of pseudo-torture instruments (I.E. Belts) are contained until the need arises. Most often kept by parents to use on delinquent children.

1. I bought that new energy drink I heard about. It tasted like piss!

2. Boy! I will open up a Can of Whoop-ass on you!

3. Son, don't make me open the the 'can' of whoop-ass!

by guy#3031204 June 20, 2008

Can of Whoop Ass

Something Chuck Norris never opens, because he makes his own.

Person 1-"Don't make me open a can of whoop ass on you!"
Chuck Norris- "I make my own."
*Chuck Norris beats the crap out of person 1*

by you wish you were chuck norris April 30, 2009

SHOOP DA WHOOP

the sound of a lazar being fired. the resultant beam and shock wave are known to cause massive property damage and vaporization of living organisms. anything in the vicinity of the lazar blast radius that have not been killed may be afflicted by permanent blindness, severe hearing loss, extensive internal bleeding, and widespread 3rd degree burns. when the whoop has been shooped, it is too late to insert and object (such as a taco) into the mouth of the lazar firer to induce a royal rainbow, and thus preventing utter annihilation by laser.

if you ever hear SHOOP DA WHOOP, just kiss your ass goodbye. it aint worth tryin.

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR BLARRRGGGGHHHHH

by imma firin mah death ray BLARG May 16, 2010

i'll whoop your head boy

50 cent's way of saying he'll kick your ass.

"I'll whoop your head boy, you know I will, I'll whoop your head boy, with the back of the steel."

by Steve-Rob October 6, 2006

Can of Whoop Sass

Analogous to opening a can of whoop ass. A dangerous substance, usually found packaged inside cans. When released, can cause a major sass attack to the person it is intended for, and is often used as a weapon of sass. More often the user warns the recipiant of an imminent opening of a can, if the recipient does not act as desired by the opener.

Person 1: "Man you sassed Ms. Shaniqua hard today"
Person 2: "Yeah i opened a can of whoop sass on her ass today"

by Ebok24 August 24, 2009

Poop da Whoop

Variation of the infamous "Shoop da Whoop", very similar in trajectory force and facial expression. Begins as a normal deuce, quickly a-chargin' in the bowels, the rectum states "I'M A FIRIN MY DEUCE!" at the height of the moment.

Stall 1: hey can you pass me some tp?
stall 2: I'M A CHARGIN MY BUMHOLE!
stall 1:BRACE FOR IMPACT!!!
STALL 2:POOP DA WHOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!ONE

by Bboy Maestro February 19, 2010

make'n whoop

Pronounced (maekin wup) is the north east Pennsylvania art form of making love to a lesser female life form only after a late night drunken escapade filled with watery mixed drinks, dance floor sweat and followed up by lines of coke and 5 hours of wild uncoordinated love making

Friend1: hey where did you go off to last night?
Allen: um Idk why?
Friend1: cause you left w someone nasty lol
Allen: ok ok you got me..I was make'n whoop last night. So what
Friend1: lol
Allen: lol

by Prick100 July 26, 2014