welfare mocha

A poor man's mocha. Black drip coffee with a packet of instant cocoa poured in.

I can't afford Starbucks, I'll have a welfare mocha.

by Croditi December 19, 2014

welfare phone

Noun. A phone, cell or land line, given to impoverished individuals by the government.

I ain't got no minutes on my welfare phone. Dont bother calling, text me instead.

by CMWA January 7, 2017

Welfare wash

To clean the exterior windows on your vehicle at the gas station so it feels like your car is clean when you’re sitting inside.

I couldn’t afford $20 to get my car cleaned so I just gave it a welfare wash

by Frankrhe128 March 22, 2018

Welfare feet

The act of wearing slip-on sandals with socks.

That dude has welfare feet.

by Numb Chomsky’s August 16, 2021

Welfare Dick

The penis of an African American male.

“She only like welfare dick”

by Nipgrease January 20, 2023

Welfare Express

The trucking company known as "Western Express" that mostly hires people straight outta prison. Their drivers are just as terrible as SWIFT drivers, and are known to drop trailers at random, crash into things, and not swing wide enough.

The Welfare Express driver dropped his trailer in the middle of the highway because he didn't do a pre-trip inspection.

by bush did 911 February 12, 2023

Welfare Hot dog

A Hot dog that is eatten on a slice of bread instead of a Hotdog bun.

Them: What is for Dinner?

A welfare hot dog.

by anonymous August 15, 2023