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Davey Wavey

A gay youtube celebrity who uploads on a variety of gay topics, particularly gay sex, sometimes for comedy.

He touts himself as an introspective individual and some sort of new age/fitness guru who encourages people, particularly gay men, to love themselves for who they are. People usually either sees him as a great inspiration or a major hypocrite for exacerbating gay stereotypes, coming off as excessively vain/shallow, or giving bad advice.

Since his videos always involve him wearing no shirt/just underwear, most people (girls and gay guys) watch him for fap material. It's best to mute his annoying voice and enjoy watching him flaunt his body.
Person 1: Did you see Davey Wavey's new vlog on youtube? It was so motivational!

Person 2: Honestly, I have no clue what he said. I was too busy fapping to his pecs and hard nipples.
by Cara_Carabowditbowdit October 15, 2012
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Wu-Tang Wakeup

The Wu-Tang wake-up is a simple process that involves waking up your sleeping roommates and friends to everyone's favorite East Coast rap collective- The Wu-Tang Clan.

Follow these steps for a successful Wu-Tang wake-up:

1.) Go to wherever your friends are sleeping; the earlier in the morning, the better.

2.) Make sure to have your camera with you- you'll want to take pictures of this.

3.) Get your stereo turned up as loud as possible

4.) Go to the second track of "Enter the 36 Chambers", which is "Shame on a Nigga". Hit pause on that shit.

5.) Make sure the camera is ready, then hit play.

6.) Dance around, sing the lyrics and take pictures while your friends are abruptly being awoke.

7.) Most importantly- DO NOT turn the music off. In fact, just walk away completely after you get your pictures, so they have to physically get up and turn off the stereo.

The Wu-Tang wake-up works especially well when your friends or roommates have been up drinking the night before and you're getting up early for work. It will not only start your day off great, but it will start theirs off really bad. But they deserve it, because they were up drinking last night while you were trying to get some sleep.
I just hit up Willie & Joe with a sick Wu-Tang Wakeup this morning!

Dude, did you seriously pull a Wu-Tang Wakeup on me at 7:45 this morning after you knew how late we were up last night?
by 40 Spot May 12, 2011
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wake and whack

When you whack off right after waking up in the morning. A wake and whack session usually occurs right after one awakes in the middle of an erotic dream or when one wakes with with morning wood.
Dude: I arose with a gnarly case of morning wood so I had to wake and whack!

Dude's Homie: Way to start the day off on the right hand!
by fallenaway December 16, 2008
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Somebody wake me I'm dreamin

When we speak about rap, it's not only music but it's art. When you have a rapper that provokes thought, then that's rap at its purest form. Rap is not only a self expressive version of poetry, but its life. 2Pac was the greatest rapper ever to walk this earth. He was so influential in all walks of life. Most of all, "he planted seeds in they heads that sparked flames" RIP greatness. Think a little it won't hurt!
"Somebody wake me I'm dreamin, I started as a seed the semen Swimmin upstream, planted in the womb while screamin
on the top, was my pops, my momma screamin stop
From a single drop, this is what they got"
by Cali-O April 7, 2006
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wake and shake

to masturbate immediately or soon after waking from slumber. similar to a wake and bake
I had a dream about Vida Guerra--had to wake and shake like a madman.
by whitebolo April 16, 2005
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wake snakes

To make a lot of noise, cause a ruckus, or have a good time.
Hey Eric we should go out on the town and wake snakes this weekend.
by Hephasteous December 9, 2008
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Camp Wakeshma

Best place on earth. Where everyone knows your name and where you meet some of the best people ever.
lame person: hey, are you going to Camp Eberhart this year?
sweet person: hell no! I'm going to Camp Wakeshma
by well okay I guess that's cool September 20, 2009
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