Noun. The kind of viking who is always happy and outgoing, and is often interested in world affairs. Cannot be used to describe similar vikings who may or may not be happy and/or outgoing. The name greasy viking is slightly misleading as many vikings did actually have regular and thorough detox sessions and were relatively clean and pleasant smelling.
by Doug May 21, 2008
A beautiful goddess of Scandinavian decent. She is usually tall, has a very attractive accent, can have blue eyes. freckles, and long luscious blond or dirty blond hair. They make any man's thirst levels over 9000. They have the power to make every man in the room hopelessly fall over and explode in their pants.
by Blackstallione November 14, 2015
A ceremony often done by true weed growers, when a long term mother from which many stem cuttings have been taken from to grow new plants (normally propagate a good genetic line). Is finally ready for retirement. The mother is taken to flowering stage, and when ready, smoked in a solemn (at first) ceremony to thank her for her gifts
My hammerhead mother is ready, 2 years, 30 cuttings, I flowered it and now its time to give the old lady a viking funeral
by Cyberian Bear September 15, 2011
Worked hard, prayed, and dedicated themselves in order to become even more Gay'er than 49er fans.
Usually are born from the Land of 10,000 excuses.
Tend to creep out Packer Fans with their deep seeded jealously.
Have the best play by play guy(when it comes to crying) in the entire NFC north.
Probably Busy Trolling anything Green Bay Related.
Will make illogical excuses for whenever a Team wins a Superbowl.
Probably very nice people in real life but that goddamn purple is infuriating.
Usually are born from the Land of 10,000 excuses.
Tend to creep out Packer Fans with their deep seeded jealously.
Have the best play by play guy(when it comes to crying) in the entire NFC north.
Probably Busy Trolling anything Green Bay Related.
Will make illogical excuses for whenever a Team wins a Superbowl.
Probably very nice people in real life but that goddamn purple is infuriating.
Viking fans tend to rain on Packer Fan's parade.
* Superbowl XLV night
Packer Fan on lifesupport: "Yes! We did it! Whooo!"
Viking Fan pulls the plug: "The refs handed you the game!"
* Superbowl XLV night
Packer Fan on lifesupport: "Yes! We did it! Whooo!"
Viking Fan pulls the plug: "The refs handed you the game!"
by ReelzName June 15, 2011
Ships used by Scandinavian warriors (Vikings) and traders from the 5th to 12th centuries. They were long (up to 150 feet), and looked much like enormous canoes. They were powered by both oar and sail.
These ships allowed the Vikings to travel to places as far as Iran and Cape Cod. If it wasn't for the Longship, the Vikings would not have been able to become a feared prescence in Europe.
Some facts about Viking longships:
Under certain weather conditions, a Viking Ship can outsail a modern racing yacht!
A ship was considered a Viking chief's most prized posession. They were given names like "Steed of the waves" and "Long Serpent".
They were "Clinker Built", with overlapping strakes running from bow to stern. This allowed them to ride on the waves, instead of being crushed by the vicious North Sea waves.
Though they were very fast, Viking Ships stood very little chance in a naval battle (except against other Vikings.
These ships allowed the Vikings to travel to places as far as Iran and Cape Cod. If it wasn't for the Longship, the Vikings would not have been able to become a feared prescence in Europe.
Some facts about Viking longships:
Under certain weather conditions, a Viking Ship can outsail a modern racing yacht!
A ship was considered a Viking chief's most prized posession. They were given names like "Steed of the waves" and "Long Serpent".
They were "Clinker Built", with overlapping strakes running from bow to stern. This allowed them to ride on the waves, instead of being crushed by the vicious North Sea waves.
Though they were very fast, Viking Ships stood very little chance in a naval battle (except against other Vikings.
by El_Haggis September 09, 2006
Person 1 : I like your hat where did you get it?
Person 2 : i ordered it from a site called Ghetto Vikings.
Person 2 : i ordered it from a site called Ghetto Vikings.
by Comeatmebror March 25, 2021
Viking 1: So what'd you do last night?
Viking 2: I pissed on a Christian.
Viking 1: Ah, a classic Viking Baptism, wish I'd have been there.
Viking 2: I pissed on a Christian.
Viking 1: Ah, a classic Viking Baptism, wish I'd have been there.
by SexySammy March 18, 2010