Velominati

This is the plural of velominatus. It is also the best cycling community in the world (velomainti.com).

The velominati is the coolest place to spend your time online.

by velominati April 8, 2010

Veloncia

1. A mythological goblin-like creature from the land of Israel
2. Synonymous with the word "hoodrat"

I stepped in some Veloncia the other day...

by HappyLotto August 4, 2011

andrew velasquez

The hot lead vocalist of Crown The Empire
(2010-present)

Did you hear andrew velasquez's heavenly voice when he sang "Machines"

by ronnieradke March 2, 2015

velociraptor

Velociraptors are commonly found on tropical islands converted to millionaire amusement parks, but are commonly being sighted in the Pacific Northwest.

Velociraptors hunt in packs, and are known to form an equilateral triangle around their prey.

Velociraptors can accelerate 4 m/s with a top speed of 25 m/s on open terrian, 10 m/s while wounded, and 10 m/s in indoor laboratories.

Velociraptors can open doors, but are slowed by them. They can open an initial door in approximately 5 minutes, and will take half that time for each subsequent door.

Velociraptors do no know fear.

Velociraptors are really fucking scary

by NHW March 26, 2009

velvet mafia

another expression used to refer to the gay mafia

The velvet mafia has had control over the Oscar votes for years now.

by OKAMA September 28, 2003

Velvet Goldmine

A song written and performed by David Bowie. Contrary to what other's may believe. The "Velvet Goldmine" in question is another man's mouth fellating Bowie. The song Velvet Goldmine has nothing to do with vagina, pussy, or poontang. The song was allegedly re-written to be more ambiguous about the sexual encounter. The song is only available on re-releases or best of compilations.

"Velvet Goldmine, you stroke me like the rain.
Snake it, take it, panther princess you must stay.
Velvet Goldmine, naked on your chain.
I'll be your king volcano right for you again and again."

by daverj August 29, 2006

velvet rider

When a woman with dentures is giving head, and then decides to take out her dentures and use her gums.

I was getting head from your grandma, and her dentures came out. Her gums felt like a velvet rider.

by erod January 9, 2008