vegetable hammer

Extremely blunt knife.

."

"That's not a knife; that's a vegetable hammer

by Alan o' Bale October 30, 2025

Moist Vegetable

What your mate is when they want to do something other than what the boys are doing - usually girlfriend related or boring af.

Synonyms: schweff, wet lettuce, pussy whipped

Antonyms: MVP, top boy

Person 1 - "You keen for some Fifa and a bev?"
Person 2 - "insert shift excuse"
Person 1 - "Absolute moist vegetable mate"

by schweffganistan December 15, 2016

Frozen Vegetable

Someone who has done something really dumb that has put you at the advantage in whatever situation you may be in.

''No way... You Frozen Vegetable!''

by kikikiki2145 March 28, 2024

Human vegetable

A human who is a fucking retard monkey man such a stupid monkey know cheese suckered.

Steven hawking's is such a human vegetable.

by Vege tard October 30, 2023

Vegetable lookin´ass motherfucker

A motherfucker who looks like a vegetable. Most common is the shape of a leek or a broccoli.

A: Isn´t that Billy over there?

B: That vegetable lookin´ass motherfucker again?

A: Yes.

by Scharcoon February 27, 2018

Buttering The Vegetable

When you ejaculate on a person in a vegetative state. Then, smear it on that person like butter.

You think you got lucky, i was buttering the vegetable last night.

by w0wzzerrs April 17, 2020

Vegetable

This is a very unknown gaming term, for only the brightest gamers use it. Unlike noob used by a retard, vegetables are players whom are weak and useless to the team. Vegetables can be used in solo games though, but it is more commonly used when describing a trashy teammate.

"Is camping all you can do you pathetic vegetable?"

"I mopped the floor with a group of vegetables in Call of duty"

by Real Anime Ni🅱🅱a June 13, 2018