vegetable vagina

A vegan on her period.

Fuckboy: Wow Stacey got triggered. Maybe she's a vegetable vagina.

by WillHawksnaw November 29, 2016

Buttering The Vegetable

When you ejaculate on a person in a vegetative state. Then, smear it on that person like butter.

You think you got lucky, i was buttering the vegetable last night.

by w0wzzerrs April 17, 2020

Vegetable

This is a very unknown gaming term, for only the brightest gamers use it. Unlike noob used by a retard, vegetables are players whom are weak and useless to the team. Vegetables can be used in solo games though, but it is more commonly used when describing a trashy teammate.

"Is camping all you can do you pathetic vegetable?"

"I mopped the floor with a group of vegetables in Call of duty"

by Real Anime Ni🅱🅱a June 13, 2018

Vegetables

The hardest thing about eating your vegetables is getting them out of the wheelchair.

Creepy orderly :“Did you know the hardest thing about eating vegetables?”

Weird orderly: “getting them out of the wheelchair”

by Kauboi October 28, 2023

Moist Vegetable

What your mate is when they want to do something other than what the boys are doing - usually girlfriend related or boring af.

Synonyms: schweff, wet lettuce, pussy whipped

Antonyms: MVP, top boy

Person 1 - "You keen for some Fifa and a bev?"
Person 2 - "insert shift excuse"
Person 1 - "Absolute moist vegetable mate"

by schweffganistan December 15, 2016

vegetable bin

A care home or place where demented old people are put to end their days.

My mother was making no sense and she became a danger to herself. We had to put her into a vegetable bin, where she eventually died.

by Sennockian2 December 17, 2021

space vegetable

one of the biggest minds of the 21st. century, used to star in music videos such as Satisfaction- by benny

benassy .

"oh that space vegetable was delicious for my brain"
"whats cookin? science"

by CatFishTeGreat April 13, 2017