Varney

1) To talk big but never actually come through on anything.
2) Being your best friend to your face till he gets the chance to stab you in the back.
3) Always picking up little things here and there that don't belong to you hoping you never notice.
4) Always the first to take credit for the good and point the finger for anything that doesn't go well.
5) Always out for himself.

I don't wanna work with that guy he's a real varney.

by GreaterAmI February 4, 2010

varnasup

the definition of a big homo

hey if ur varnasup ur not cool

by maaaaaa October 17, 2004

varoon

A fucking asshole eating everything in his way
He also farts so much that his the main cause of global warmin

Scientist says " varoon" other people start screaming out loud and throw out all the Varoons in the room

by Chickennuggetbiscuit July 11, 2016

Varna, Illinois

A shit hole in the middle of a corn field in Illinois.

"wanna go to varna, Illinois?
What the fuck is varna?

by Yuup July 22, 2012

varnin

To smell like a mix of rotten eggs and sweaty grundle.

That dude hasn't showered in weeks. He is totally varnin!

by JiminiBillyBob September 1, 2008

varoomba

When approaching a traffic light either in car, on a bike or on foot and progress with a sudden surge of energy only to reconsider and apply the brake. The sudden surge of energy, which is then wasted, is varoomba.

After fighting his way through congested rush hour traffic Bob saw an opening in the cars which would allow him through the intersection if only he hurried, but as he accelerated he then saw the light change to yellow, as he was still at a distance and changed his mind (speed+brake=varoomba).

by Megan Hulce December 22, 2008

Varnum

A short, awkwardly dressed dog and pig molester who searches for random encounters at spinx gas stations

The cops cornered a Varnum at spinx last night but he shagged two pigs before they caught him- goat scrumper--

by Dsafddd November 15, 2016