vajasshole

When the vagina rips to the ass hole. And you have one gaping orifice.

"Girl when dat baby got bornt, I got a vajasshole"

by Datbabybeenbornt November 1, 2013

Jog the vajaj

to have any type of sexual contact with the vagina

Reed was queefing so he decided to jog the vajaj.

by jogger9 March 29, 2015

vajazz

Pejorative synonym for the genre of so-called "smooth jazz," or "easy-listening jazz" often encountered in office settings, elevators and community-sponsored "Jazzfests." Derived from the combination of "vagina" with "jazz." Music intended to soothe the listener, but inevitably causing paradoxical anger in most.

"I was stuck in the dentist's chair for an hour listening to the worst vajazz I've ever heard."

by Tom McLean October 7, 2007

Vaja Grande

You throw up in a bowl. Then you crap in the bowl. You swirl the two together. Then add the cereal of your choice.
Street Name: aka the Hoodie

Houda had to wash her sheets after that wild night doing the Vaja Grande (Va-hah).

by Houda, Kristina, Rachel March 10, 2008

Vajass

When a women is screwed so fantastically hard that her vagina splits towards her ass leaving a gaping hole know as a vajass.

I fucked this girl so hard last night that I gave her a vajass! I tried talking to her afterwards but the echo was terrible.

by R+D May 5, 2011

oprah wanted me to lick her vajayjay

A time where Oprah Winfrey comes up to you, not to give your a car or a school county, but to lick her vagina.

Bill: Look, its Oprah!!! Can I get a car?

Oprah: No, but you can lick my va-jay-jay

Bill: *Calls Tom* DUDE oprah wanted me to lick her vajayjay!!

Tom: Aweshum

by Crzycoco February 1, 2010

vajavoom

Similar to the word va-va-voom, but referring specifically to females.

Famously used by Amanda Holden in the Britain's Got Talent Semi-Finals to describe a female dance group.

Amanda Holden: They have exactly what we need in the final. Some old fashioned vajavoom!

by porschieboy June 3, 2009