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Uncle Samsonite

The glorious interdimensional God. With powers on par with Mama Kathy and Chef Boyardee. To this great magnificent creature off brand items from Kroger and Wal-mart are signs of infidelity. To capture his presence one must play 'Pony' by Ginuwine.
Uncle Samsonite, is a devorer of memes.
by Dankmemes4jesus July 7, 2018
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Uncle Doug

The act of tugging your own penis. Having a Tug!
Hey mate, I walked in the toilets and saw Chris having an Uncle Doug, he's wrong man.
by Brad Gray August 14, 2009
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Doubting Uncle Thomas

An African-American who doesn't believe it is possible that an African-American can be elected as President of The United States.
The doubting Uncle Thomases are out proving the political pundits to be right.
by Warren Wordsfore January 16, 2008
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Uncle

- The brother of your father/mother.

- Also, the husband of your aunt.

- The member of your family that loves you as their niece/nephew.

- If you are the niece, he could be calling you cute nicknames, such as... Cutie pie, Sweetie pie, His Favorite Niece, or anything he can think of. He can also make-up some jokes to crack you up!

- If you are the nephew, he could be playing sports with you when he has the chance, put you in a headlock (He probably wouldn't do that in real life), or maybe even challenge you to an arm-wrestle!

- No matter what, your uncle will always love you.
I have the best uncle in the whole wide world! And I'm sure glad he loves me as his niece!

- JellyBean600
by JellyBean600 July 18, 2018
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Uncle Craven

The one uncle you have that is always drunk and slurs. This is a fellow that always wants a hug at a family get together and reeks of alcohol.
"Give your Uncle Craven a big motherfucking hug"
-Your Uncle Craven
by Chrisc09 November 11, 2009
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Undeadly Ugly

To look so horrible that a troop of zombies would pass you up!
Marcy was so Undeadly Ugly, the moaning mob was careful to dodge her in persuit of the other survivors
by traviscag July 12, 2010
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Uncle Shamus

Having sexual intercourse with someone while playing the bagpipes. This does not usually attract many bystanders therefore it is useful when wanting some privacy
You should have heard it, my parents were doing the Uncle Shamus last night, I had to get out of there
by RadientEclipse June 28, 2011
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