When you gain several twitter followers from having absolutely no talent or reason for having so many followers, for example going online and paying lots of money for twitter followers, buying twitter accounts off of others which already have several hundred-thousand followers, or going online and completing lots of surveys which require lots of extremely personal information to get more followers.
Aquafina: OMG Evian, you know that ratchet girl in my chem class, Dasani? Well Fiji told me that she gain tweets once a month. Last week she bought an account with 300,000 followers for $89,000 bucks!
Evian: OMG I never liked that girl anyway, lol
Aquafina: Omg Evian shut up you're so young, never say lol again, thats like cool slang for like third graders.
Evian: sorry aquafina
Aquafina: it's okay, evian
Evian: OMG I never liked that girl anyway, lol
Aquafina: Omg Evian shut up you're so young, never say lol again, thats like cool slang for like third graders.
Evian: sorry aquafina
Aquafina: it's okay, evian
by Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahha July 01, 2015
Total social media overkill. When you write a tweet on Twitter, and use so many hashtags, it reads in the halting, choppy way William Shatner speaks. Example: " #Free #today #books you will #love #amwriting #paranormal #romance but with a #happyending."
I hate reading that dude's tweets. He uses too many hashtags. If I get another Shatner tweet like that, I'll unfollow him.
by LizLibertine March 27, 2012
An excessive amount of messages waiting for you when you log on to Twitter that you feel obligated to read.
by kenrg March 20, 2009
by HerobrineKinnie420 October 12, 2020
Oh man... last night I had a tweet dream in which Kim Kardashian retweeted a tweet of my own... what a wet dream!
by rperazag July 27, 2010
Automatic direct messages (DM's) used by Twitter users. Often used to send a DM to new followers, or as auto-replies when on vacation.
by jt_urban January 12, 2009
Anyone who uses and abuses Twitter. Tweeting about anything and everything. Anyone who feels the need to update about every mundane act throughout the day from the waking up "good morning" tweet to the going to bed "good night" tweet and every shit they take inbetween.
Anyone that follows any celebrity extensively on twitter.
However, anyone who tweets to makes fun of tweet tards tweets would not be considered a tweet tard.
Anyone that follows any celebrity extensively on twitter.
However, anyone who tweets to makes fun of tweet tards tweets would not be considered a tweet tard.
Dude, did you Sarah Palin's twiter about Death Panels? They are for real!
I can't believe you even follow her on twitter, she's such a tweet tard.
I can't believe you even follow her on twitter, she's such a tweet tard.
by x2daztimes3 September 04, 2009