Tube Air

That lovely warm, air that shoots down the metro hall while waiting for a train. one of the warmest feelings a briton can get.

Supposedly bad for you. The again so's everything compared to The Herald.

"Och aye, ye cant beat a bit of best"

by Biafra J July 13, 2004

Tube Steak Hero

A large organed man with the power to bring pleasure to any woman or thing in the universe. He can pleasure any of the biggest amazon women in a single pound. he can make a woman break the sound barrier with a single scream. He can cause a woman to climb up walls like spider man with one flick of his hip. The evil chicks have no chance against this massive organ. he will destroy their need to bleed. de-verginize a girl without penetration. Orgies are just a sneeze to him. He is... Tube Steak Hero!

It is straight, it is big, its.....Tube Steak Hero, bringing pleasure to a wife, daughter, mother, near you!

by sude beak July 15, 2011

tube sock

A tube sock refers to the result of pink socking your partner, stapling the pink sock to a table, and then pulling on his/her head, stretching the inverted rectum an unhealthy distance.

Mr. Spock's cock shocked her Virginia stock before doing the tube sock

by Skippy December 13, 2006

tube steak

A erect penis that is closely proportional to the size of a steak.

1)Wow, look at that big @$$ tube steak!

2) (In monotone) MY TUBE STEAK...

by Michael April 12, 2004

Tube Sock Wrestling

The act of two caucasian men wearing nothing but Tube Socks on their penis, and wrestling. Usually until the tube sock falls off.

John: Wanna go Tube Sock wrestling?
Joe: Im already 4 items of clothes ahead of you

Imagine Sumo Wrestling, with skinny white guys, wearing tube socks over their penises.

by Yup... Its that guy August 27, 2011

tube sock

what you yell out while pointing at your boy when he appears to be infatuated with a hot chick (especially when the hot chick is within earshot). It means he needs a tube sock for masturbation purposes.

dude 1: Whoa, check out that badonkadonk!
dude 2: TUBE SOCK!

by fizzle April 2, 2004

tube steak

the main course in a mock meal that you might offer to a hungry friend

Hungry friend: "I'm awfully hungry."
You: "Really? How'd you like a nice tube steak, smothered in underwear?"

by HEFFABONG April 13, 2006