turd merchant 

Someone who is constanatly trying to sell you some bullshit. Sells turds at retail, whole sale, ware house, and discount prices.

"Claus is such a turd merchant that he is trying to convince Mdub that Robyn is finer than Lindsey; BULLSHIT !"

turd merchant by The duck! April 11, 2004

turd breath 

A particularly noxious form of bad breath. The offender's breath smells like he or she has just chewed a mouthful of turds.

Every time that teacher at tech. school tries to help me with my computer, I can smell her turd breath.

turd breath by Randy February 27, 2005

turd hunt 

A pointless, unpleasant activity one is obligated to perform for little or no reward.

From the movie "48 HOURS".

Jack Cates: You been dickin' me around since we started this turd hunt! Only thing you're good for is GAMES. So far, what I got out of you is nothin'.

turd hunt by Gunplumber January 24, 2006

turd tucking

The act of tucking ones turd under a subject's car door handle in such a way as to guarantee that the subject's fingertips are submerged in anal excrement.

Turd tucking can be used as a practical joke, revenge or just for fun. You should securely place your turd log under someone's car door handle and watch from a safe distance as hilarity ensues.

turd tucking by Ostrodamus Maximus March 2, 2010

turd hound

A dog. Obscure origines possibly deriving from the propensity of dogs to cheerfully eat their own excrement.

"Joe-Bob's old turd hound came a-loping out from under the porch with this shit-eating grin on his face."

turd hound by J E Walker April 29, 2003

Turd diverter 

The Y-Shaped device in an airplane used for the directional evacuation of turd flow.

Aaron grabbed the turd diverter to avoid ramp trout.

Turd diverter by LavatorySpecialist December 1, 2016

Turd bag 

One who is not decent

Bob is a Turd bag for not saving me any food.

Turd bag by Thebomb.gov December 16, 2016