vagina trumpet

When you take your dick out of a vagina and it makes a sound like a trumpet.

I could hear Sarah's vagina trumpet from the living room.

by Charles Darwin III March 15, 2014

trumpet

A person who espouses the beliefs of the extreme right wing ignoring facts and data.

You don't even realize you're being manipulated, pulled by strings and allowing yourself to be a trumpet.

by Wbienek February 7, 2017

Sounding the Seventh Trumpet

The excellent debut album by Avenged Sevenfold, released in 2001 by Good Life Records and re-released by Hopeless Records the next year. This is the only album to feature original bassist Dameon Ash, featured on both versions. The original also doesn't feature lead guitarist Synyster Gates while the re-release does. The most noted track from the album is "Warmness on the Soul". This album also contains the most screaming vocals by M. Shadows.

Mark is a huge sevenfold fan, but unfortunatly he lacks a copy of Sounding the Seventh Trumpet.

by Gaaraofthedamned February 19, 2011

Butt Trumpet

VERB: The act of farting when sitting on the toilet. The design of the toilet acts as am amplifier and makes the fart louder.

I was playing the butt trumpet yesterday after eating all that chili.

by habanaro May 26, 2010

Trumpet

A vocal Donald Trump supporter, typically one you would find on the Internet. A trumpet is never willing to concede that Mr. Trump, or the people he surrounds himself with, have any flaws at all. They will defend all criticism him, despite all facts and reason. Just like the musical trumpet, they love to blow out hot air. Reason, logic, facts, science, and even videotape cannot change their minds.

"Hey man, you got to stop trolling people on Facebook."

"Why? I love going to the Fox News page and seeing the crazy things trumpets will type out."

by JuddG February 13, 2017

Playing the Porcelain Trumpet

When a person farts loudly before pooing. The noise is amplified by the hollow bowl of the toilet.

After a long night competitive beer drinking, i awoke to my roomate playing the porcelain trumpet.

by joshuah! September 28, 2006

skin trumpet

Another slang term for a guys dick

Jake and Peter "play each others skin trumpets"

by Whipshock August 9, 2003