The troll is the number one threat to humanity as he has always been. Standing at 7 feet tall, he is rail thin and usually slouches to appear two feet shorter. He sports a reddish blue skin and two foot long tusks. For reasons unknown (perhaps a result of his carribean origions) he speaks with a thick jamaican accent. Born in Haiti as a result of a dark ritual by a whichdoctor, he is the embodiment of evil. A practitioner of the arcane arts, the troll is a renouned mage; his stark purple is testimate to this. He has been known to cause unbelieve havok throughout human civilization. He shot bambi's mother, sunk the titanic, the luisitania, and destroyed the roman colluseum (single handedly, i might add). He has never been caught as periodically jumps inside of people through their ear and hollows them out from the inside. Thus, he is able to commit his horrible acts incognito. The only time he ventures out is to feed. He can regularly be seen leaving children's hospitals with a squirming burlap sack. The only man who knows of his presence, and consequently the only one who can defeat him, is Dan Scarfoni.
by soodonim June 11, 2008
Get the the trollmug. Assholes on forums and message boards who are blatantly trying to fuck with people.
EXAMPLES:
blatant post-whoring
blatant spamming
blatantly trying to goad people
blatantly shitting all over people's beliefs over and over and over again and again and again,etc
.
If you can't tell the difference between somebody's honest heartfelt opinions and beliefs and some fucking blatant troll then you have no business being a mod.YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE YOU SAD EXCUSE FOR A MOD YOU!
EXAMPLES:
blatant post-whoring
blatant spamming
blatantly trying to goad people
blatantly shitting all over people's beliefs over and over and over again and again and again,etc
.
If you can't tell the difference between somebody's honest heartfelt opinions and beliefs and some fucking blatant troll then you have no business being a mod.YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE YOU SAD EXCUSE FOR A MOD YOU!
by mods are inept assholes who should October 5, 2005
Get the trollmug. Noun:
A) An ugly creature of Scandinavian myth.
B) A person who frequently trolls. (see verb)
C) A person with whom someone else disagrees, pejorative term implying that that person's opinion doesn't count or isn't real.
D) A person who's personal appearance or behavior is being derided by another in comparison to definition A or B.
Verb)
A) To start arguments or make statements that one does not believe in for the purpose of causing outrage or disagreement, especially in an online forum.
B) To drag bait behind a boat to fish with.
C) To look for one night stands, especially in bars.
A) An ugly creature of Scandinavian myth.
B) A person who frequently trolls. (see verb)
C) A person with whom someone else disagrees, pejorative term implying that that person's opinion doesn't count or isn't real.
D) A person who's personal appearance or behavior is being derided by another in comparison to definition A or B.
Verb)
A) To start arguments or make statements that one does not believe in for the purpose of causing outrage or disagreement, especially in an online forum.
B) To drag bait behind a boat to fish with.
C) To look for one night stands, especially in bars.
Noun:
A) The troll looked out from under the bridge and growled.
B) She's such a Troll.
C) The Rotten Tomatoes score for Captain Marvel was driven down by Trolls who said they didn't want to see it.
D) Have you looked at her, I mean ugg, what a Troll.
Verb:
A) He Trolled the forum starting arguments in multiple threads.
B) They trolled along at 7 knots.
C) They trolled the bars looking for fun.
A) The troll looked out from under the bridge and growled.
B) She's such a Troll.
C) The Rotten Tomatoes score for Captain Marvel was driven down by Trolls who said they didn't want to see it.
D) Have you looked at her, I mean ugg, what a Troll.
Verb:
A) He Trolled the forum starting arguments in multiple threads.
B) They trolled along at 7 knots.
C) They trolled the bars looking for fun.
by Meep-Meep March 17, 2019
Get the Trollmug. 
adj.
A synonym for trolly. Can be used to describe an act of trolling, or a troll. Homonymous with the noun form, troll. Can be used in such ways as "so troll," or just "troll" as a comment, in the same sentence pattern as "so stupid" or "gay" can be used. In the latter form, it may be ambiguous whether the statement "troll" is meant as a noun i.e. labeling someone as a troll, or an adjective, i.e. labeling an action as trolly or as a deliberate act of trolling.
A synonym for trolly. Can be used to describe an act of trolling, or a troll. Homonymous with the noun form, troll. Can be used in such ways as "so troll," or just "troll" as a comment, in the same sentence pattern as "so stupid" or "gay" can be used. In the latter form, it may be ambiguous whether the statement "troll" is meant as a noun i.e. labeling someone as a troll, or an adjective, i.e. labeling an action as trolly or as a deliberate act of trolling.
Sam raised his hand in the College Democrats meeting and said, "This meeting is gay. I thought this was the anti-affirmative action club. Must've taken a wrong turn" I just sat there and shook my head. So troll.
by weirdalsuperfan April 2, 2015
Get the trollmug. by Charmouche March 23, 2017
Get the trollmug.