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Troglodickery

"Troglodickery" - The practice, by People of a Certain Age, of proudly wielding the willful ignorance of and refusal to remain abreast of technology as some sort of Badge of Justified Incompetence...until their technology no longer supports them. Then, BLAMING THE TECHNOLOGY and coming to those who've remained Current, demanding immediate resolution of the preventable problems they have effectively invited into their lives.

Troglodick
Troglodickery: "I was just too dumb to figure out how to work my Apple laptop, so I returned it. Now I can't get my Vaio PC to talk to my TV and play my iTunes and iPhoto. Tell me how to fix that! I have people coming over, tonight."
by SilverfoxKO June 21, 2014
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Trogladyke

"Last Sunday, scientists discovered a troglodyke frozen in ice in the Himalayas. She was found with her lover, another trogladyke."
by procrastinators_never_quit_101 February 23, 2017
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Troglidite

A person who has a negative IQ or if they are disgusting
Them: *shits all over stall* OoOh BiG PoOpOo
Me: you disgusting fucking Troglidite
by Pasta_Bandit September 21, 2019
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TRAGS

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WAKE YOUR TRAGS
by userhandlegoeshere December 3, 2022
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Creamy Tromsy

A haircut is a trim. A trim is a trom. A trom is a tromsy. Nice equals creamy. Originates from Thurles, Tipperary.
Person 1: "Just out of the barber lad"
Person 2: "That's a creamy tromsy kid"
by thegowl March 10, 2018
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Troglodyte

A person who lives away from the coasts and metropolises, once referred to as a 'hinterlander' but no longer deserving of that otherwise-dignified term. He regards himself as a "real American" and his culture as that of such. He is adamant about his Second Amendment rights but isn't very interested in those other, less-relevant amendments that only the judges and politicians- who he scorns as being "leeches"- care about. He hates the idea of more laws, government or regulation of anything that reduce what he regards as "freedom", itself a word that he flings about without care. He hates non-real Americans, i.e. American citizens who are unlike himself, and those who he hates the most passionately are Muslims, all of whom he associates with the 9/11 attacks. In his telling you what's wrong with the U.S. and the way things ought to be, he could endlessly expand this definition without even knowing he is doing so.
Troglodyte: indoor-smoking, hard-drinking, pickup truck driving, Muslim-hating, liberal-hating, foreigner-hating, homophobic, gun-loving, self-assumed Christian who hasn't set foot in church in "only God knows when".
by CA liberal scum August 30, 2010
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menage a trois

french word for party of three. A threesome 2 guys one girl 2 girls one guy
Yo i had a menage a trois with my girl and her home girl.
by Keovani February 4, 2003
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