toffage

A holiday destination for middle/upper class people with more money than sense.

Usually in North Norfolk or The Cotswolds the tariff for a weekend's rental is over £1000.

These Toffages generally have basic facilities. No TV as middle/upper class people enjoy 'a jolly good' walk. May also have Trivial Pursuit with all the wedges missing.

Parlour games are the evening entertainment.

People who frequent Toffages usually have names like Crispin, Jemimah and Blake.

"Oh wonderful....James has booked us a New Year's trip to a Toffage in North Norfolk. There's no running water, it smells of damp and it's 500 pounds a night but we'll have a jolly good time."

"Oh Jeeves, do I HAVE to go to the Toffage this weekend?....Last time I was there I lost 5 games of Soggy Biscuit and had to have my stomach pumped...Timmy and Jeremy are such BEASTS!"
from 'Jeeves and Wooster go large', Wodehouse, 1952

by einstein7978 July 2, 2012

traffidick

Any man who deliberately acts like an ass in traffic.

He was being a total traffidick, weaving in and out of lanes just to piss people off.

by ryq March 20, 2015

Traffic Vultures

British slang for traffic wardens who prey on innocent citizens especially when they only parked up for a few minutes. This often has a wider effect on society than people may realise.

Citizen: I only pulled up for a minute to drop a bag off at the charity shop and a swarm of traffic vultures came to my car. Now I'm going to have to pay £100 to line Croydon Council's pockets!

by Hugh Woat Meigh November 16, 2020

Toffuxx

Russian Youtube Animator who is known for making animations that sometimes include pictures of SH, Gore, or inappropriate art. She was formerly a Neo-Nazi. Some would call her animations disturbing.

She is a dumb mf

1: I luvvv Toffuxx

2: Keep yourself safe

by BagelsLover222222222 June 12, 2023

Inverted Traffic Cones

Female legs that are big in the ass & hips but taper down to scrawny calves. Often found with high-heeled shoes on the end of them, belonging to a woman who really doesn't need to be wearing that mini-skirt.

A: Check out the badonkadonk butt on that ho in the dark slacks. I would definitely tap that.

B: Not so fast. I saw her out last night at the club and she was sportin' a pair of Inverted Traffic Cones.

by BeeGeeA January 18, 2010

Controlling Traffic

Falling asleep on the job

The party last night was awesome, but today the boss caught me controlling traffic.

by Flash c May 11, 2011

Rural Traffic Jam

1. A line of about 8 cars following a slow-moving piece of farm equipment, like a tractor, which is using the road.

2. Often referred to by locals as "traffuck."

Jeff: "Sorry I'm late for my appointment, doctor, but I got caught in a rural traffic jam."

by Kalisiin November 6, 2011