twizzle smacked

the piont of being so shit faced drunk and/or high that you have no rememberance of any events of the night.

damn i was so twizzle smacked last night.

by girlgonewild4444 November 7, 2009

twizzle rod

A person who accomplishes feats of idiocy with little or no effort. Encounters with people afflicted by this condition may experience brief moments of confusion followed by frustration, culminating in an extended period of laughter. Biologists believe an afflicted human can, at will, deactivate the brain's frontal lobe.

Batman: "Robin, hurry climb up here and help me fight off these goons."
Robin: "Ok Batman...but how do I get up there?"
Batman: "Use the grapple on your utility belt. HURRY!"
Robin: "I decided to leave it at home today. I mean, who knew we would be fighting goons."
Batman: "...You are such a twizzle rod at times."

by Dr. Twizzle May 7, 2018

Twizzle

1. To slap someone with Twizzlers™
2. To shove a Twizzlers™ up someone

1. My dad hit me with a bag of Twizzlers™!

Did your dad really twizzle you?! Thats gross!!
2. I'm gonna Twizzle you so hard

by catchingfire3 December 21, 2019

Twizzler

Twizzler any twink that reaches the age of 40 and over .

That little twink grew up to be one hot twizzler

by Khoticboy May 19, 2020

K-tizzle

Synthetic drug. Known as k2, spice, brain eater.

That k-tizzle had me spinning so hard I went auschwitz

by Papa dando January 21, 2017

cunt twizzler

when you get candy stuck up your vag

Man did you hear she got admitted to the hospital? They say she had a cunt twizzler

by Purpleweirdo9371 February 27, 2017

Hot Twizzler

When you take your dick and put it in the dryer and get it as hot as as you can stand then stick it in a girls ass when she has the Hershey squirts.

Last night my friend told me a story of a hot twizzler.

by Zerofksgivein! September 18, 2017