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K Town Triathlon

When the woman is giving a man a blow job and he decides to urinate in her mouth in the process; she then takes the urine/semen mixture and spits it out onto the man's gen's (genitalia) to create a warm sensation for him; she then licks it back up into her mouth and, using her fingers and a funnel, drizzles it into the man's anus. It is called the K Town Triathlon because it originated in K Town, UT and has three main stages.
Last night, me and my woman decided to get really kinky and we tried out the warmly refreshing K Town Triathlon.
by Roni Rone 22 October 11, 2009
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Tither

Prounounciation: Ti - thurr/Ti-thurred

A state of anger that is off the charts, yet manifests quite subtly. The state of being "Tithered" is usually the result of being so enraged, you cannot adequately express it verbally or physically passed stating that you are tithered.
When I asked my ex-girlfriend why she blew him, she told me he knew how to do it better. How do you, as a guy, make a blowjob better for for a girl, than if she gave it to some other guy? I was right tithered.
by discojoe May 26, 2011
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Thither

How Mike Tyson pronounces the word "scissors".
He had to cut off my glovthes with thithers
by Mick Gagger November 11, 2019
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stoner tithe

The amount of time spent doing absurd, inappropriate or weed related things (as opposed to fun/cool activities) because one is high.
Baked fella: "D00d, I have to rewrite this Wikipedia entry on nurse sharks; it's full of passive voice!!!"

His pal: "Man, you've given that arcticle a more than acceptable stoner tithe."
by Maxwelldanger December 29, 2010
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triathlete

someone who enjoys triple headers: filling all body openings with copious amounts of cum
he's a triathlete-he fucked her mouth, her cunt and her ass in under an hour!!!! good job!!!!
by wingedunicorn July 8, 2007
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trichoglossia

abnormal condition in which you have a hairy tongue
by hctz October 22, 2003
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Traith

A quantity amounting to three in number. Relating to or being three in conjunction.
Baith cunts wir gettin wide then their wideo mate turned up and all traith cunts started padgering the wee fucker
by Radgistan October 14, 2008
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