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Wayne Rooney Hat-Trick

(Derivative of Gordie Howe Hat Trick)

Scoring an own goal against your team and two goals (aka a brace) for your team.

Immortalized by Wayne Rooney's performance against Stoke City on October 20, 2012.
"He was on pace for a Wayne Rooney Hat-Trick after the first 45 minutes, but couldn't net another goal in the second half."
by BrendanInJersey January 21, 2017
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swiss hat trick

A hat trick in soccer is scoring three goals in one game. A German hat trick is scoring three consecutive goals in the same half, a much more difficult task.

On a weekend vacation break, having sex with three different (fresh meat) partners is a hat trick. Three partners in a 24 hour period is a German hat trick.

A Swiss hat trick is similar to a German hat trick but quirkier. The difference is no washing during the 24 hour period.

A Swiss hat trick is having intercourse with three different sexual partners within a 24 hour period with zero intimate washing.
You must be a true pulling machine to complete the Swiss hat trick. Ron completed it in Skegness after a couple of previous Swiss braces.
by Geordie6 June 16, 2024
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Trash Hat Trick

When a lady has three children by three different guys.
Amy is pregnant again with a new guy. She is completing her trash hat trick
by DG/WJ April 13, 2023
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Hat Trick

When you meet a guy and he’s wearing a hat, making him extremely a lot more attractive than he actually is without a hat, probably hiding that he’s actually bald. This is usually the case when online dating
On Tinder, I set up a really hot and steamy date with this cowboy for Valentine’s Day 😉 only to leave as soon as I saw I was the victim of a Hat Trick! He was as bald as a baby’s bare ass!!!
by Skyyblueplaya February 16, 2020
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Infamous Hat Trick

Trick in which Josh Bryan gives a girl his hat in order to make her feel special so he can hook up with her.
That girl last night wasn’t really vibing with JB until he brought out the infamous hat trick”
by Rcomerfo May 24, 2022
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Hat Trick Weekend

Having Sex with three different partners in a weekend.
I can’t make to the after party I am 2/3’s of the way to my Hat Trick Weekend and I only have a few hours left to meet up with Lisa.
by Shoresey January 19, 2021
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MUSHROOM HAT TRICK

When you match with a dude on 3 or more dating services.
"I matched with Phil on Tinder, Bumble, AND Hinge, Judy! A Mushroom Hat Trick!!!"
by angryrancor September 9, 2021
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