Louisiana Tech is a Tier 1 national university - the only Tier 1 national university in the nine-member University of Louisiana System. Louisiana Tech conducts research with ongoing projects funded by agencies such as NASA, the National Institutes of Health, the National Science Foundation, and the Department of Defense. Louisiana Tech was ranked 13th nationally in affordability for in-state students and 25th nationally for out-of-state students.
Louisiana Tech is sadly not as well known nor as big as LSU, but that's no reason to count us out. We have an exemplary engineering and science program. Additionally, we are currently (as of Feb 2013) the only university to offer a degree in Cyber Engineering.
Let's be honest. We're waaaaay better than ULM.
Louisiana Tech is sadly not as well known nor as big as LSU, but that's no reason to count us out. We have an exemplary engineering and science program. Additionally, we are currently (as of Feb 2013) the only university to offer a degree in Cyber Engineering.
Let's be honest. We're waaaaay better than ULM.
Person 1: LaTech is a bunch-a redneck hipsters!
Person 2: I'm sorry, good sir? Are you from ULM?
Person 1: Yeah, so?
Person 2: You poor, poor soul. I understand you wish you were as cool as us who attend the humble Louisiana Tech University. May you study in peace.
Person 2: I'm sorry, good sir? Are you from ULM?
Person 1: Yeah, so?
Person 2: You poor, poor soul. I understand you wish you were as cool as us who attend the humble Louisiana Tech University. May you study in peace.
by MissTheAsp February 24, 2013
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Tech support: Age?
Dave: 43.
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Get the we tech those mug.I just want to point one thing out here. UVA and VT are completly different schools. If you want a law degree or business degree, you go to UVA. However they cant even touch Virgina Tech's Engineering and Science programs. Both schools are commpletely respectable institutions of learning, but for different areas of study. The demographics are different, with UVA being more preppy and upper class, and VT students having a more casual demeanor and coming from middle class backgrounds. There are rednecks at VT, but most dont make it past freshman year.
Oh, and no one really cares about the Citadel/Virginia Tech rivalry.
Now lets stop this rediculous rivalry and stop comparing apples to oranges.
Oh, and no one really cares about the Citadel/Virginia Tech rivalry.
Now lets stop this rediculous rivalry and stop comparing apples to oranges.
~I want to major in electrical engineering with a minor in mathematics, so i think i will go to Virginia Tech.
~Thats cool, i want to major in business manegment and become an entrepreneur so i will go to UVA.
~Awesome, i respect your decision because we have different tastes in education.
~Thats cool, i want to major in business manegment and become an entrepreneur so i will go to UVA.
~Awesome, i respect your decision because we have different tastes in education.
by Dan April 8, 2005
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A few notable tech death bands include:
Beneath the massacre
Cephalic carnage
Decapitated
Necrophagist
Nile
Origin
Suffocation
Beneath the massacre
Cephalic carnage
Decapitated
Necrophagist
Nile
Origin
Suffocation
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As a result, they end up doing their graduate studies in the same school that drove them so often to suicide as undergraduates.
As a result, they end up doing their graduate studies in the same school that drove them so often to suicide as undergraduates.
Stanford's 2007 incoming graduate engineering class consisted of MIT, Stanford, Caltech, Berkeley, and UCLA undergrads. All Georgia Tech applicants failed to meet the 3.0 GPA requirements, in spite of a near perfect average on the GREs.
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