big dick tall

Big Dick Tall is when a nigga is so tall he's dick becomes a second person

Yoo my nigga brad is so big dick tall he could nail your girl.

by Legit Carry January 29, 2017

tall fetish

to be extremely attracted to tall people! =)

i have a tall fetish!

by laura angelica March 29, 2008

EYE ALL WE TALL DID

Read it out loud.

Tony: Eye All We Tall Did?
Josh: Haha, retard..

by TonyVo! May 1, 2009

Tallahassee Tugboat

Sexual act where you stand over a woman and she motorboats your balls while simultaneously jacking you of in a downward motion, pausing momentarily to go "toot. toot!"

Ive been trying to convince my old lady to give me a Tallahassee Tugboat, but shes not into ball play.

by Sasquatch361 January 6, 2011

Talladeja-vu

Any time you are convinced you saw Michael Waltrip cause or be involved in a wreck, even when he wasn't in the race.

Joe: "Dang it! Waltrip just caused <insert driver name> to crash!"

Bill: "Joe, are you having Talladeja-vu? Waltrip retired last year."

by 3DDD April 21, 2011

Tallify

To increase the overall value of. Tallify, tallified, tallifying.

The party was lame, until I tallified it.

I tallified the world once I solved world hunger.

I'm going to tallify this math test.

by Not a Canadian September 11, 2012

Tallahessee Squirrel

The sensual act of fervently secreting a significant number of walnuts into some tramp's chocolate starfish. Once packed tightly, place both hands on each rump and crush each cheek together to persistently excrete the now shelled walnuts into your open mouth.

Keith's walnut cracker had broken. He was sad. He found a tramp at the local bar who was willing to let him squirrel a large number of walnuts in her ass in order to get his fill of the Tallahessee Squirrel

by ivorwindybottom December 21, 2012