Ass Tractor 

An insult based on the combination of transportation methods and parts of the human anatomy, a great and innovative way to offend someone

1) Im going to heard your ass into a farm of pain with my ass tractor from hell BITCH

Ass Tractor by Smegson P Donnohugh October 18, 2008

Captain Tractor 

A somewhat interesting superhero who probably owes his name to a much more interesting Canadian Folk-Band captain tractor. He is the quissential Canadian-Teenage-Stoner, with the exception of having super powers. Of course due to the low crime rate of the Great White North, he hardly ever does anything worth mentioning. Although he did stop a "whacky" nazi invaison of his own highschool once. Currently he is the leaser of "super" team comprised of a equally defunct individuals including: shrewd, an idiot, a perverted homocidal maniac, a stalker, and a bit fat guy.

Captain Tractor is currently being turned into an indie flick by Five-Men and a Lemon productions.

"Captain Tractor took out the Robotic-Death-Hats his shark gun...which in fact did shoot out a living breathing Tiger Shark."

Captain Tractor by The Denominator December 12, 2008

Tallahassee Tractor Pull 

The tractor pull is the sporting act of gathering up at least two white trash women, and inserting two to three balls of a single strand of anal beads into each participant who then clamp down and pull with all their might, much like a tug of war. The victor is the one to forcefully remove the beads from the other, however, there are no winners.

Note: If you happen to attend a Tallahassee Tractor Pull, bring a poncho or plastic sheeting like at a Gallagher show. Forcefully removing anal beads like you're rip starting a lawn mower can shower participants and spectators alike with blood and shit. Beware.

Damn y'all, Crystal and Tammy Lynn had themselves a Tallahassee Tractor Pull at the bonfire last night and I forgot my poncho!

Tallahassee Tractor Pull by Mr Dover April 24, 2016

human tractor 

A male who plows all the hoes in the land as a hobby. Typically find them hanging around plow town waiting for some bitches.

Richard is a human tractor, man. He plows all the bitches and never gets tired. He's a machine!

human tractor by Moody Unicorn February 1, 2017

street tractor 

A badass, tire frying, bald eagle screaming machine that sounds like a tractor engine.

Rowdy street tractor

street tractor by 12 valve mafia August 27, 2022

Looking for a tractor 

When one “accidentally” clicks on a porn website instead of a website about tractors. Famously done by former Tory MP Neil Parish who claimed he was looking at Tractors after being caught watching porn in the house of commons.

Don’t mind me, I’m just going to be looking for a tractor.

Looking for a tractor by TheTenaciousOne May 1, 2022

The Bratislava Tractor

The Bratislava Tractor is a deviant sexual act of placing one's knees into the back of a willing participant's knees during sexual relations, mostly this is performed in mud pits or marshes. The thrusting partner must drive their partner into the deepest part of the mud via thrusting and "gear shifting" *see grar shifting*. The act then follows with the thrusting partner using only their knees, firmly braced in the backs of their half buried partner's knees, to raise the stuck partner out of the deep pit.

Did you see Sergei giving his wife The Bratislava Tractor at Old Man Peabody's swamp?

Nah

Shit, OK

The Bratislava Tractor by CandyButterCheeseEggs November 3, 2022