Flower tower

When you lube up sunflower seeds with Vaseline and stick them into the urethra of an erect penis.

Why isn’t Paul at work? Oh, he had to go to the doctor because he gave himself the old flower tower last night.

by E.Haff July 15, 2022

Oreo Tower

When two males, one of color and one Caucasian, are coitusing with a female of any ethnicity where one provides services from the front and the other from the back to her in the all fours position while the two males high-five over the top.

Male 1: Daaaaaayom man, she fiiiiiiiiiine.
Male 2: She is definitely quite attractive.
Male 1: Yo, you know what we gotta do, dawg?
Male 2: What do you have in mind?
Male 1: We gotta Oreo Tower that piece...
Male 2: That is one thing we must do.
Male 1: <bitch-slaps Male 2>

by ValleyBreezer June 10, 2019

Tower Drop

A tower drop is commonly used phrase in the Car Business by salespeople. A tower drop is when a salesperson brings a customer to the tower(which is where the Sales Managers works the numbers) and surprises the sales manager with them. Ultimately this surprises the sales manager and they have to quickly figure out how to close the sale with out any information needed to close the sale.

Hey look, There goes Glenn again tower dropping his customer to the managers! He is the Tower Drop King !

by MasturBaker July 5, 2018

noob tower

a structure of at least two blocks tall by which minecraft noobs can escape hostile mobs. usually made of dirt, sand, or cobblestone.

Steve was surrounded by zombies on his first night in Minecraft, and quickly made a noob tower of dirt to escape them through the night.

by vms May 14, 2015

The Seventh Tower

An awesome six book fantasy series by Australian author Garth Nix. The books feature two teenagers from very different worlds: Tal, from the Castle, who's trying to cure his sick mother, and rescue his kidnapped brother, and Milla, an Icecarl from the frozen wastelands, who aspires to be a Shield Maiden, but must first help Tal in his quest. Together, this radically different duo encounters giant spiders, talking lizards, travel to another dimension, narrowly avoid being squashed by a levitating mountain, and fight a giant, evil dragon inside a tornado!!! It is an awesome series, even better than Harry Potter. I really wish there was more than six books....

Homie: "Like, what book series would you like to see get made next, now that The Hunger Games are done?"

Me: "OMG, definitely The Seventh Tower!!! Those books were such a big part of my childhood, and I'd love to see them brought to life!!!"

by CrowleyCreeper88 November 3, 2019

can tower

A tower or pyramid made out of empty dip cans

"Have you seen Jimmy's can tower it's getting pretty tall"

by Johnny slurvine January 4, 2017

Poo tower

A poo tower is the structure created when multiple people use the same toilet without flushing or adding paper. This is normally done as a pre-organised event in a location with more than one cubicle so that as one person poos another can be wiping in the other cubicle. This method also minimises risk of your poo tower being destroyed by a passing cleaner who has a general level of emnity for poo architecture.

Ed: guys, i'm totally board but i've been brewing up a biggy so lets go make a poo tower.

Jo, Josh and Jack: sure thing boss

Sam: me and the guys had nothing planned for the weekend so we went for a poo tower pb.

James: dude, i just tried to go to the loo but i chundered as soon as i got in there. wTF is that smell

Bob: oh yeah sorry about that. me and the fellas decided we needed some male bonding so we built a poo tower.

by JCB123 June 25, 2010