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The one phrase which states quite clearly, the sarcastic way to finish an argument against something.
Said sarcastically or angrily, more or less, with a short burst of temper .
If someone doesn't like your opinion on anything, pretty much, this is said in huge retort to that, and pretty much defines your strong position to it.
"What? You don't like Zelda Breath of the Wild? Fine! Torches are on the left, pitchforks are on the right. Come and get me!"
by Adam-D June 7, 2020
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Torch

(interjection)
A warning that you’re about to say something harsh, offensive, or emotionally detached. Used to temporarily excuse yourself from empathy or social niceties—just for the moment. Saying “Torch” is like pulling a verbal trigger without accountability.
by dooweeng June 9, 2025
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Olympic Torch

When a male or female, places their head on the ground or base of a chair, raises their butthole towards the sky (straight up) and releases a fart upon proper signaling. It is representative of the classic lighting of the Olympic torch that is used at an Olympic games.
Lex "Nick light the Olympic torch up baby!"
Nick *raises butthole to the sky and lets one rip*
Mitch - wtf is going on
by blackhawk700 December 5, 2019
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torch

Its a sexy door
Thats a really torchy door you got there
by wtfmommy April 30, 2023
mugGet the torchmug.

backseat blow torch

The act of preforming oral sex in the back seat of a car multiple times
Omg Tiffany is such a backseat blow torch. She blew Ryan in the backseat of his car like 8 different times.
by Ryan Surevva January 13, 2014
mugGet the backseat blow torchmug.

torch of love

The male organ responsible for copulation and urination--in other words, a penis.
Because she had felt of his body in full cry, and therefore appreciated the ampleness of his...credentials, Elizabeth had harboured a certainty she would not be taken unawares when she saw them. Yet, she could not help but stare (by reason of its tumescence, his torch of love just so happened to be trained directly upon her and it was difficult to disregard). {Mr. Darcy Takes a Wife, Linda Berdoll}
by parkanian July 20, 2008
mugGet the torch of lovemug.

Torch ass

The day after a night of excessive drinking, Where you shit so many times that you feel like your ass whole has a torch lit on it.
Alex woke up this morning with torch ass and had to go to the hospital is but hole hurt so bad.
by Omaster25 March 8, 2015
mugGet the Torch assmug.

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