Touché Hitler

When someone calls you out for doing something you’re not supposed to do, while also doing something just as bad.

Dalton: *litters*

Man in truck blowing smoke into the atmosphere: "what an asshole"

Dalton: "Touché Hitler"

by NutsBreath December 11, 2020

touchedmars

A talented up and coming producer well known for his nearly spot on instrumental remakes on YouTube.

“Yo this remake is so accurate! Who did it?”
“That’s touchedmars!”

by theundergroundscout October 16, 2022

plane-touched

one who has become 'touched' by the planes (whether they originate from elsewhere in the multiverse or not).

(ref. 'touched')

"Some think that Einstein was plane-touched, and thus the reason for his extraordinary talents."

by bender November 19, 2002

gourd toucher

Touching someone balls

Frank you gourd toucher, quit reaching for my balls

by Ichi need October 26, 2013

barbe-toucheur

noun. Something/somebody that gives you pleasure touching your beard repeatedly.

If you are stressed I can be your barbe-toucheur

by Ninaleeg May 6, 2014

organ toucher

When your penis is so big it touches a girl's organ when you stick it in her vagina

His penis was so big it was considered an organ toucher.

by Jimmy John is freaky fast in b May 6, 2015

Pooter Toucher

An individual who touches his or her own anus while listening to "Wide Awake" by Katy Perry. Generally speaking, someone who has a longstanding fetish towards their own anus.

Man, this dude across the way at the bar smells like a dirty diaper. I bet he's a serious pooter toucher.

by anonymous January 1, 2017