Tootsie Roll Canoli

(v.) The act of licking ones anus with your tounge rolled like a canoli while you massage the poop in the persons butt hole.

Woah bro, I heard your slampiece gave you some nice tootsie roll canoli!

by JP Tommy October 15, 2011

TOFSRUD

Time Only For Sex, aRe yoU Down?
Pretty self explanatory text.

Brian texting: "Hey baby, I got a lot going on, kinda busy. I was going to stop by in a few minutes. TOFSRUD?"

Judy texting: "You got some lube right, ' cause I'm out. Door is unlocked."

Brian texting: "I got it. Parking car now."

by Pecoreal October 9, 2017

Tufts manouver

Hitting on a girl, regardless of origin, as soon as they sit down.

He's using the Tufts manouver

by Jdoh85 January 4, 2020

Totstitute

When parents allow their kids to dress like prostitutes and may even encourage it for attention or exploitation

“Omg belly shirts in 6th grade? Another totstitute is walking around”
“Posting YouTube videos of your totstitutes should be illegal”
“Wow booty shorts in SC, endless totstitutes , it’s an epidemic”

by Coleyrae March 21, 2020

tootsie push

To poop in the shower and push it down the drain with your toes.

Alternatively known as the WAFFLE STOMP.

Tootsie refereeing to a nick name for toes also tootsie rolls look like turd logs.

Hey bud, you’re out of toilet paper so I just did a tootsie push and showered.

by Pegship August 2, 2020

Tootsie Pop Owl Queefs

When a girl numbers off her queefs using the Tootsie Pop Owl's voice.

Things were going great until she started doing Tootsie Pop Owl Queefs - " Ah one! Ahhh Two! Ahhhh Threeeeeee!"

by Ghostington September 5, 2021

predoody toots

The release of intestinal gases preceding defecation.

I have the predoody toots! I may have to shit soon!

by melissa anne June 16, 2007