cane toad

Someone from Queensland who poisons everything they touch, rendering it useless. People from just about every other state can’t stand them, but many Queenslanders in some twisted way take pride in this. Some cane toads refuse to accept authority, and have tendencies similar to “sovereign citizens”.

Person 1: why won’t that new guy do what the boss says and stop acting like a egotistical jerk?
Person 2: he’s not acting, he’s a cane toad from Queensland.

by JaxCrackers June 30, 2018

Toad

a half-dumb person

Guy: "Hey wuts up"(trips and falls and laughs at himself and continues with the converstaion like nothing ever happened)
Girl:(Dumb look on her face) "Your such a toad"
Guy: "Wut it didn't hurt it was just three steps" (lol)

by Tippy_07 December 28, 2010

Toad

A small child-like being with a mushroom on its head.

You give Nintendo some magic mushrooms, and look what they did to the frogs...

by moofah December 7, 2003

toadery

Used for situations which lend themselves to false-flattery and being a 'yes-man'. See toady.

When Juan endorsed said he liked an obscure artist, all his entourage agreed despite never hearing him play. The group had sank to the depths of toadery.

by Hobbit+Feet January 10, 2008

Toad Rottis

The mother of Kemps

"that chick looks like a total toad rottis"

by kahlies January 19, 2013

Todzilla

Coming from the word Toddler & Godzilla.

A small child, capable of causing mass destruction.

My little Todzilla just emptied out the entire box of Cheerios on the kitchen floor.

by Poochielovo January 15, 2015

Toad Spit

Toilet water splashed up onto your anus while you sit on the toilet. Could be caused by dropping a fat turd or when flushing before standing.

I hate when the automatic toilets at Wal-Mart go off when I'm not done, I always get splashed with toad spit.

by Eneshi April 18, 2018