Weak Pumps

When having sex, only lasting for a few pathetic strokes before busting.
Girl 1: I heard you slept with Blair B?
Girl 2: Not for long, he's got weak pumps!
by RonnieDonnieJohnny September 09, 2011
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Weak person

A weak person doesn't usually think they're weak, they just say they do when they know other people are listening. A weak person is no different than a narcissist. The kind of person who doesn't believe in, or hold god sacred, but sings songs of praise about how awesome and awe inspiring they say they think god is, when really they don't believe in any god.
The girl would sing songs for a show of a supposedly deep spiritual relationship with her god, when really she never believed in any god. She was the worst kind of weak person, the kind that would never know she was a weak person.
by Solid Mantis January 16, 2020
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few weaknesses

man she has few weaknesses
by Pie=3.14 October 06, 2013
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Weak Gazel

A woman, typically at the bar, who clearly shows weakness or lacks in confidence. Perhaps she’s overweight in a group of all skinny hotties. Or perhaps she’s incredibly intoxicated and an easy pick up. She usually is not the prize possession of the group but more so the easier one to hit on and pick up.
John the avarage guy- "Hey check out that group of cute girls dancing over there. O man, look at the one dancing funny because one leg shorter than the other'

Leo the lion - "Hell yeah, shes all mine, I want the Weak Gazel"
by Regular Dude January 11, 2010
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Weak Hoe

A weak hoe is a bad bitch who doesn't need no man but will still melt at her knees for the first scummy guy who shows interest.
"Callie Shelton is talking to that scum again?! What a weak hoe!!!"
by merryjerry November 29, 2018
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Weak Knees

You and your partner engage in intense rough sexual intercourse stood up (preferably over a kitchen table) once the woman begins to climax her legs will shake, tap the back of her legs to make her fall over, can be used as an embaressment technique
Mark: I got gertrude back by giving her the weak knees
by CHGC May 02, 2009
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Weak Sauce

1) A huge bitch-ass nigga, where no matter what happens they cannot change the fact that they are a BITCH-ASS NIGGA!

2) Any fast-food sauce where its taste is/would/can never meet the standard of any other type of sauce.

Adv. Adj. N.
Weak Sauce Nigga: Yo y'all heard dat?

Everyone Else: What are you talking about?

Weak Sauce Nigga: I thinks dats da PO-lice!!

Everyone Else: Nah you're bugging!

Weak Sauce Nigga: You know this da time when dem pigs are out, trying to crack down on niggas smoking pot!

Everyone Else: NAH! You're bugging!!

Weak Sauce Nigga: Nah imma dip, dat shit aint no joke!

(weak sauce nigga leaves)

*Everyone else finishes the fat blunt

Everyone Else: Yo that nigga is WEAK SAUCE, that was nothing but a raccoon in the trash can.

Moral of the Story: You got a FAT BLUNT going and you bail cause you hear a fucking sound. You are WEAK SAUCE!
by Witnesser To Weaksauce November 04, 2011
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