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Tissue disc drive

exactly what it sounds like. a disk drive that, instead of reading disks, dispenses tissues. usually made by gutting an entire computer, putting a tissue box inside, and pulling the tissues out through the disc drive.
"man, i need to refill my Tissue disc drive. I was sneezing a ton last night and I ran out!" "i couldnt find any tissues to insert into the computer though."

'bummer..."
by thekittykat October 13, 2011
mugGet the Tissue disc drivemug.

more issues than tissues

People who love telling you all thier problems. Drama queens and kings. People to avoid. Energy suckers.
Nigel has more issues than tissues
by auzkiwi July 13, 2016
mugGet the more issues than tissuesmug.

Tissue Nut

A peanut inside of a box of tissues
I found a tissue nut the other day while blowing my nose
by BobmanChickn February 6, 2020
mugGet the Tissue Nutmug.

Floridian Tissue

When you wipe your dick on someone's shit encrusted ass and use it as lube.
Damn I just gave Xander a Floridian Tissue last night at the hotel.
by Supersoldier949 January 27, 2024
mugGet the Floridian Tissuemug.

more issues than tissues

People who love telling you all thier problems. Drama queens and kings. People to avoid. Energy suckers.
Nigel has more issues than tissues
by auzkiwi July 13, 2016
mugGet the more issues than tissuesmug.

free tissues

here for ur tears
here is some free tissues
by anonymous September 14, 2020
mugGet the free tissuesmug.

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