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An absolute aids video sharing app that you found off YouTube, but now when you download it for a funny joke you actually enjoy it.It’s bursting full of thots like a fucking black widow spider egg

You’ll probably see more skin on there then at your middle school dance
“Man that TikTok you sent me last night was funny
by Sub2Derpyogurtoruwilldie December 9, 2019
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The sound a clock makes when the minute hand gets stuck and explodes
Clock: TikTok
Clock: *explodes*
Hour hand: What the heck
Hour hand: *explodes*
Me: I hate tiktok
Me: *goes on computer*
Me: *sees tiktok ad*
TikTok ad: get TikTok ,the best video app in the world!
TikTok is completely free and it has awsome notifications every day!
Get TikTok, or you will regret this.
GET TIKTOK, OR ESLSE YOU WILL DIE OF BOREDOM!!!
Me: I will die of boredom just watching this stup*d ad
TikTok Staff: Comes into my house and destroys it

Me: *opens telephone* and then calls 911
Police: Comes here and drags the tiktok staff into jail
TikTok Staff: Wah wah wah and says it like a baby
by laser_fox March 12, 2021
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A very cringe place where you loose braincells
DAMN! TIKTOK IS SO FUCKIN CRINGE THAT I LOST SO MANY BRAINCELLS!!
by Princess Karen January 20, 2022
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A social media platform used by teenagers, young kids, young adults, and adults going through mid life crisis who make 1 minute videos in plead for attention either making thrust traps, unoriginal jokes, or cringe content
Sally: I made a tiktok and-

Any person with a sense of logic: Shut up
by MoistToaast May 8, 2021
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A proof that people without a brain exist.
OH I NEED TO UPLOAD ANOTHER IDIOTIC VIDEO WITH ME SYNCNG THE WORD FUCK ON TIKTOK BWUEEEEGH AAAAAA
by Audi_A4_Avant May 20, 2020
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an app that takes up your entire life and kills your brain.
yoooooo! im tiktok famous!!!
by Yeetus Mcgeetus May 17, 2020
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One of the worst things to have ever existed on the internet since JayStation. It's mostly filled with teens ranging from 12-19 years old. They do cringe dances which will make you wanna drink bleach. And yes, this is made by a Chinese company so expect some Chinese people looking at asses of 14 year-olds. And sometimes they might sing, so bad that Justin Bieber sounds like Eminem. Teen girls whose booties are dummy thicc might get swarmed by pedos. It's also known where dead memes becomes continually used again.

If you want to be a cringey person doing some bad dances, then TikTok is the app for you!

PS: In the near future, Tiktok might be a form of execution.
Don: Hey do you have TikTok?

Guy 1: Get the fuck out of my sight.
by Oldyberg May 22, 2020
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