Professor Ryan

A Professor on a Harry Potter server. He is a horrible and rude person. He is telling other people that they are fake or that their boyfriends are fake. He is very lonely and he has no friends. That's why he is bullying other people. All he wants is attention.

Curtis: Oh my lord. All he wants is attention. He must be Professor Ryan

by Wizabell January 4, 2018

blacktop professor

court preacher. drops knowledge without being asked. unexpected source of wisdom. not an actual professor.

see also: couch professor

"blacktop professor coming in with the 3" (good advice)
can also be used as an insult, if the advice is annoying

"blacktop professor: cut the shit"

by throwstones January 25, 2021

Professor Dumbass

A smol bud in Philza Minecrafts discord server. Known for there lore and being funny. They are a non beany bi friend of Da Birbs and are amazing.

Look there its Professor Dumbass

by Da fucking birb January 7, 2022

That’s Professor

Meaning someone is saying or teaching something that you believe is right or the correct way to think.

“Man, did you hear what the speaker at the protest was saying?”

“Yeah, that’s professor.”

by RussianBae October 20, 2022

Professor Pete

The gay cat from toontown/j
Yes this information was received by playing a fangan of toontown

Someone:Yo Professor Pete gay fr
Something:who asked

by ThePersonInYourHouse November 1, 2022

well dressed professor

something so rare as to be effectively hypothetical. Far more difficult to find than a needle in a haystack but not quite as preposterous as finding a sasquatch or extra terrestrial.

I’m totally gonna win the lotto tonight!

Yeah? And imma find a well dressed professor!

by BigWu July 28, 2022

professor rawdogger

A person who exclusively rawdogs professors.

“It says “professor rawdogger” in his Tinder bio.”
“Swipe right!”

by rave vietnam April 13, 2022