Beak Lion

An abominaton of mankind that some idiot in his basement created from the void of his own existance. It consists of a basic lion being forced to have a beak, idiotic powers to make everyone cower before them, and to create their own creatures. Calling somone a beak lion is as if your calling them dumber than everyone in a daycare center.

"That Beak Lion has assaulted everyone at the homless shelter" or "You are the enbodyment of a bloody Beak Lion you failed abomination."

by DefaultingCarAlarm28 April 15, 2021

Lion fudge

Lion fudge means lies. Lion fudge can be used as a noun to refer to a lie, or as an adjective to describe something as untrue (the same way you would use bullshit, horse crap, etc.)

"You seriously believe this liar? He's 100% lion fudge!"
"Don't even bother reading this article. It's just a box of lion fudge."
"That's the biggest lion fudge she's ever told."

by Brambleboy November 16, 2017

Alaskan Lion

To crank the AC then proceed to perform oral sex on a woman until the performers face carpet is severely moistened with juices.

I was hungry for some pussy in the summer heat so I gave this chick an Alaskan Lion.

by Lionfunk July 14, 2019

in the lions mouth

This person is willing to cross a boundary in order to negate fear, and show total self control in order to open the path for others.

Christie Anne had to go in the lions mouth to show people there is nothing to be afraid of.

by Imperyosi September 2, 2016

Snoop Lion

Discovering something you thought was cool really isn't.
A bait and switch.
Shenanigans.
The ol' switcheroo.

Accidental sex with a passable transvestite.

"Man I took this gorgeous broad home and took her up the butt only to discover afterword that she had a dick."

"Did you hear that Snoop Dogg just changed his name to Snoop Lion?"

by Tipdock January 15, 2013

c-lion

cwar's other ghetto fab nickname

Yo, C-Lion, check out this Rat King story I made. It rules as much as rats with crowns on their heads.

by El_Scorcho September 15, 2004

Lion Kinging

Putting any transferable pigment (e.g. eye shadow, slow drying ink, or face paint) on your thumb then drawing a line across a victims forehead whilst shouting "Simba".

1: So yeah i went to see the Lion King 3D it's really good
2: Oh? Who's your favourite carachter?
1: Probably Rafiki. Yours?
2: Mine's definitely *rubs thumb across forehead* SIIIIMBAAAH!

Prime example of a real life Lion Kinging

by The guy drinking a frappachino November 28, 2011