The tuba is a diverse weapon used by the Brass kingdom. Most notably wielded by King Tuba II, the tuba is capable of many functions, from emitting a DOOT that can destroy buildings and blast people through walls, to just straight up crushing them. The tuba is used in modern American marching bands as a lower-pitched instrument, as well as serving as the band’s heavy weapon in the event of conflict.
Person 1; “you cannot defeat me, for I have a tuba, and you do not.”
Person 2; “OH YEAH? WELL-”
Person 1; crushes person 2 under tuba and plays a note, blasting person 2 into the ground
Person 2; “OH YEAH? WELL-”
Person 1; crushes person 2 under tuba and plays a note, blasting person 2 into the ground
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Get the Built like a tuba mug.To unleash a shit storm of farts when taking a dump, where the farts are particularly deep in tone like a tuba. The farter would easily get a job playing tuba in the Metropolitan Orchestra after this awe-inspiring tryout.
Ex. 1:
Billy: Damn Benson, what did you eat? You are surely making the Metropolitan Orchestra after that tuba tryout!
Ex. 2:
Ritchie: Where's Mitch?
Wilfred: Tuba tryouts
Ritchie: I'll take a note (no pun intended) to not enter the bathroom where Mitch is...
Billy: Damn Benson, what did you eat? You are surely making the Metropolitan Orchestra after that tuba tryout!
Ex. 2:
Ritchie: Where's Mitch?
Wilfred: Tuba tryouts
Ritchie: I'll take a note (no pun intended) to not enter the bathroom where Mitch is...
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