Tuba

The tuba is a diverse weapon used by the Brass kingdom. Most notably wielded by King Tuba II, the tuba is capable of many functions, from emitting a DOOT that can destroy buildings and blast people through walls, to just straight up crushing them. The tuba is used in modern American marching bands as a lower-pitched instrument, as well as serving as the band’s heavy weapon in the event of conflict.
Person 1; “you cannot defeat me, for I have a tuba, and you do not.”
Person 2; “OH YEAH? WELL-”
Person 1; crushes person 2 under tuba and plays a note, blasting person 2 into the ground
by SDStudios September 26, 2023
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Tuba

1. A super sexy big horn wielded by a super sexy big man

2. Bilbo Baggins
Omg did you see that super sexy big man with that super sexy big horn?
That’s a tuba you idiot
by omgitsguapothephsyco November 15, 2020
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Tuba

1. A super sexy big horn wielded by a super sexy big man

2. Bilbo Baggins
Omg did you see that super sexy big man with that super sexy big horn?
That’s a tuba you idiot
by omgitsguapothephsyco November 15, 2020
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Tuba

1. A super sexy big horn wielded by a super sexy big man

2. Bilbo Baggins
Omg did you see that super sexy big man with that super sexy big horn?
That’s a tuba you idiot
by omgitsguapothephsyco November 15, 2020
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Big Fallopian Tuba

Would you check out the big Fallopian Tuba (Big Fella)
by Bog fulla March 30, 2020
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hot tuba

during an intimate act of manual pleasure on the anatomical vertical male part the performer is also engaging in oral sex in or around the anal area...prior to climax the receiving party performs an act of flatulence.
"oh man, i accidentally gave a hot tuba to my date last night..she might not call"
by medwards7 August 22, 2011
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The Japanese Tuba

A sexual move in which a man's limbs are bent in every which way until he resembles a human pretzel (they may break), and the woman puts her mouth around his dick (like one would a mouthpiece) and blows. This will tickle the man, and will make him giggle like a japanese schoolgirl
"Last night was the best. I got a the japanese tuba from this buff russian lady and I had to go to the hospital afterwards ."
by doubledick49 April 14, 2016
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