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slope widow

Oilfield equivalent of a military dependapotomus. Originally referred to the wives of men who worked the North Slope production field around Prudhoe Bay. Sits home alone 16 days a month with nothing to do but spend money, flirt at the bar, and project a huge entitlement vibe anywhere they go physically (see “Karen”) or online (see “Lisa”).

Almost always associated with alt-right extremism, fascism, and often found simping for authoritarianism. Likely to be found making claims of being a “patriot” while at the same time regurgitating the same lame pro-russian talking points doled-out by right wing extremist pundits on cable TV
That chick has got to be a slope-widow: she’s online in the middle of the day, in the middle of the week, posting like she’s drunk, trying to talk smack to a bunch of cartoon dogs, complaining about US tax dollars going to Ukraine. Clearly she’s got no job, seems pretty popular with all the male “maga patriots” who fit the profile of being oilfield adjacent, alt-right extremists / maga militants themselves.
“She’s a Lisa… You see that diamond on her finger the size of a doorknob? Drinking at the bar alone at 2pm? She’s a slope widow.”
by AN00B135 March 2, 2023
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slope job

A slope job is when you are snowboarding and the mountain scenery is so nice or your run is so epic that you just have to get a blow job, right on the slopes.
"This run is so epic! I need to get a slope job to make it even better!"
by Tricounty18 January 26, 2016
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being a slope pig

This term is generally usable for the situations which someone is horny.

Slope pig is an animal in Turkish, it could be mad at sometimes
-Dude, look at this girl!
+Aw sh*t, man now i am about being a slope pig
by erooo June 7, 2019
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ski slope nose

were a guy has a long pointed nose and it looks like ski slope
Hey bill you nose looks like a ski slope nose
by SirSkyrim February 7, 2014
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Slope

Slang term for the BSAP - British South Africa Police, popularized by Rhodesian folk singer John Edmond.
We had a contact the other day
But the ter's all ran away
we were firing the M.A.G.
from the hip like Audie Murphy
so if i go up in a puff of smoke
its better then being a slope,
or a fuzz from the BSAP.
I'd very much rather be me.
by Aifhauifh June 6, 2022
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milk utter ski slope cleaner

During sex the woman gives the man a boob job. When he is about to come he stands up. Then the girl pulls his dick down over her tits one at a time there for milking him. The trails over her boobs should look like a ski trails. The man then proceeds to lick of the semen of the boobs.
Joe: I gave my girl a milk utter ski slope cleaner.
Marry: What? I wish my boy would do that!
by HUE HUE HUE!! October 7, 2016
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Slope head

Term used to describe the modern day knuckle dragging closed minded Neanderthal.
Typical lazy Slope head who'd rather sit on their arse all day but blame migrants for their lot.
by Barry from Barry January 1, 2022
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