Painted the mustache

A cheeks to cheeks passing of gas straight over the face of some unsuspecting victim.
Sitting relaxing and all unawares, Casey suddeny took a massive methane face load when bean-powered Baily spun and painted the mustache as he passed.
by Dropping Deuces of 262 June 10, 2012
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Paint the street

To shoot someone in cold blood, presumably out of anger.
by bartholomew mexidankus January 07, 2019
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Reject Paint

The paint at the back of the store that the costumer didn't want because the custom paint wasn't created to costumers liking or the costumer changed their mind.

Reject paint is usually cheap.
Jill: Hey what color is your room?
Lisa: I don't know, it's reject paint.
by Cici Crow July 03, 2009
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Watercolor Paintings

A brother-sister band from Santa Barbara. Consists of Rebecca Redman and Josh Redman. They're music is described as folk/acoustic/punk, but really just sounds like magic to your ears. Rebecca plays the harp and sings. Josh plays a baritone ukulele and also sings and whistles.
"Hey, did you see Watercolor Paintings play at the Che Cafe on Sunday?"
by plastic deer. April 09, 2010
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shit painting

Smearing human feces on the walls, toilet, etc. in either an effort to seriously offend the next occupant or as a result of a mental illness
When Sarge lost his mind he went shit painting in the bathroom by the pool. It was like some crazy caveman paintings in there! We all knew he was the shit painting artist.
by The Square Gang April 14, 2008
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Nose paint

Any strong alcoholic beverage. The term refers to the red, stippled nose that long-term alkies generally develop upon long-term alcohol abuse.
Remember Mr. Macy's bulbous red honker? Wow, that old boy was really into the nose paint, right up to the very end.
by Knotse March 14, 2006
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Stirring the paint

The act of making love to a woman during that "special time" of the month.
That girl I copped off with last night, turned out she was up on blocks. Still, spot of stirring the paint never did anyone any harm. Knob looked like something off a butcher's slab afterwards, mind!
by eXOBeX February 19, 2011
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