monkey

A primate. Often used in conjunction with ninjas or pirates to make something seem more original than it really is.

Hey, look at this, monkey pirates ninjas.

Youre so cool. Lets hug.

by James March 8, 2004

monkey

insanely hot boy, whose nickname is monkey, you would think this is bad, but in fact, hes just a sexual jaw robber from the ukraine.

i love monkey, uhhhhh femidom.

by chloerose444 April 6, 2009

Monkey

A noun that is very versatile. Can be used in place of any noun.

Shut up Monkey!
Man you better beat that monkey!
Fuck that monkey!

by Kai the boss dawkins December 24, 2008

monkey

someone who is obviously on crystal meth or crank.

example: "I can tell he is monkey, you don't wanna date someone who is monkey"

by monkey free December 19, 2003

Monkey

Monkey- Corruption of money

You got any monkey

by Travis Bickle May 12, 2004

Monkey

To shit in ones hand and throw it.

Don't make me monkey you.

by Keith Black June 21, 2004

Monkeys

A species we should be incredibly thankful for.

"We evolved from monkeys."

by Finalpoet September 11, 2018