lotion sleeve

1. a neoprene "holster" used to hold a bottle of moisturiser lotion. 2. A jerk-station utility that holds personal lubricant

Has anybody seen Bill's lotion sleeve?
Never touch another man's lotion sleeve.

by MosesI November 20, 2020

gopher lotion

the act of lubing up a gopher and sliding it across a polished floor with the aim of getting a hole in one ( someones anus )

Hay anyone up for a round of gopher lotion

by midget gopha December 17, 2014

throat lotion

when a man orgasms while deep in a females throat

it was great I made throat lotion come out of her nose

by castnblast June 27, 2024

lotion night

when a male's parents leave for multiple hours and the male decides that he wants to jack off. He thus finds lotion to use which in turn makes his session last longer and feel better. it usually takes a night because the first go around was so great he decides to go a second or third time.

what did you do last saturday night

it was not saturday night it was lotion night

oh...what movie did they see

by lotion night every night March 10, 2012

Lotionizing

The Urge to apply lotion.

I love lotionizing early in the morning

by Rainify January 16, 2024

lotion bowling

The act of sliding lotion across the floor as if you were bowling.

"ha ha ha i'm lotion bowling over here!"

by lotion_god October 11, 2022

big baby lotion

Jayson Hariston sometimes Justin.

Big Baby Lotion got girls.

by Sab´vea June 7, 2017