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Kermit

'To Kermit', verb
Soemthing one would say/type to imply that they want to kill themselves (un)ironically.
Person: "Dude, this made me so depressed, I'm gonna kermit."
by lowaltitude October 21, 2018
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Kermit

To go Kermit is to get very, very drunk off of something that isn't alcohol. This is most commonly done with Lipton tea.
Yesterday I got completely Kermit off some Lipton and re-invented the microchip💀.
by JESSE WE NEED TO COOK December 2, 2024
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leap kermit

Me and my friends are going to play Leap Kermit.
by wolfe4321234 April 9, 2010
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Kermit flap

The condition of having additional skin draping above one’s asshole similar to or the male equivalent of the females meat curtain Also known by its slang names trampoline man hole cover or dirty mud flap also known as the Flying squirrel. Stinky mole hill blanket ,dirty sheet uncle skeeters apple fritter.
Yo bitch come over here and gnaw the carpet burn scabs off my Kermit flaps while u juggle my balls ho!
by Splooter Mcgavin June 27, 2022
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Kermit

The most handsome guy to ever walk this Earth, alpha male, picks up the hottest chicks everywhere he goes, he has big muscles ready to destroy whoever crosses his path
uwu look its Kermit hes sooooo hot
by kermithoo May 7, 2023
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President Kermit

Voter: Are you voting president kermit 2024?
other voter: no
Voter: get away from me you unyassified not slay queen
by myicons:kermitbaddiegrubibble January 31, 2024
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Kermit Piss

A wack UK fuck who has a plethora of fetishes, some legal, some not.
by Miss piggy shit September 18, 2020
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