kermit the frog

a green puppet that has most likely commited many war crimes in his past… we dont talk about it

kermit the frog: frog who commited war crimes

by i forgor my name February 16, 2025

Kermit v baby yoda

A epic stand of between two foes the Kermit strikes but baby yoda kills Kermit and everyone around is scared

Dan: oh yeah let’s fight like Kermit v baby yoda
Albert: Ok I’m Kermit

by Fat beluga March 9, 2022

Kermit

The most handsome guy to ever walk this Earth, alpha male, picks up the hottest chicks everywhere he goes, he has big muscles ready to destroy whoever crosses his path

uwu look its Kermit hes sooooo hot

by kermithoo May 7, 2023

President Kermit

The president that america needs

Voter: Are you voting president kermit 2024?
other voter: no
Voter: get away from me you unyassified not slay queen

by myicons:kermitbaddiegrubibble January 31, 2024

KERMIT'S A BITCH!!!

Woah!! What tf was that 😂 ELMO!!! IS THAT YOU?????

Typical tiktok again!

Elmo: KERMIT'S A BITCH!!!
Few seconds later... (hits his head)
Me: Get Karma!

by AReallyRandomDude March 14, 2022

Kermit the frog

Kermit the frog is a cool dude who usually dual wields samurai swords while smoking blunts.

Is that kermit the frog with two samurai swords smoking a blunt?

by Mikkhal and Axuel November 17, 2017

leap kermit

see leap frog

Me and my friends are going to play Leap Kermit.

by wolfe4321234 April 9, 2010