dick jail

When your chick acts out of line and you refuse to give her your dick.

"I put my chick in dick jail for acting like a fool on New Years"

by Dickjailfounder January 2, 2015

jail pocket

One's butthole, wherein which an individual can get away with smuggling small objects into restrictive places like prison or a concert venue without getting caught.

Josh: Bro, do you have the ganja?

Tim: Yeah, the security was super strict though...they patted me down top-to-bottom. Lucky for us I figured I'd put it in my jail pocket just to be safe.

Josh: Ewwwww dafuq nigga no wonder this weed smells like ass. *proceeds to vomit*

Tim: Fuggit bruh, yolo....blaze it! *proceeds to smoke a bowl of ass weed*

by JimboWales May 13, 2015

whale jail

A facility where marine animals are used for research and then put on display for tourists.

Ex: The Alaska Sea Life Center in Seward, AK

Let's go to the whale jail and free Willy, that'll show those goddamn marine mammal biologists!

by somethingnew May 13, 2007

Jail-bait

A sexually alluring, seductive, and flirtatious adolescent girl younger than the legal age of consent to sexual intercourse (in the US, 16-18). Such girls are known as "jail-bait" because if a man (legally, of any age, but colloquially considered to be an older man - relative to the age of the girl) has sexual relations with her he could be arrested for statutory rape (sex with a minor).

Dude, that hot red-headed Lolita in the booty-shorts and halter top has been coming on to me all night and I really wanna get with her. She smiled and winked at me and said she was legal, but she can't be a day over 16. She's totally jail-bait, and I don't want to end up on the National Sex Offender Registry; I'll never get laid again.

by sexy librarian July 19, 2011

jail break

In reference to a married or co-habitating couple, on parole refers to when one's spouse or partner is out of town, leaving the other person to temporarily live a pseudo-single life style, wasting time and money in an orgy of short-lived freedom. Often characterized by the person hanging out with his or her single friends, that have probably not been contacted in a long time. Also refered to as a on parole.

Dude, Sally is out of town. So it's a jail break for John! He wants us to hit up the titty-bars every night this week!

by Houman February 1, 2006

Jail Break

When you prematurely ejaculate, usually while in public.

Clint: That girl's so hot...
Steve: Making eye contact with here will make your jail break.

by BustaNutz July 1, 2011

Jail Pale

When your skin is very pale , comparable too an inmate who has been confined to a cell with little exposure to any natural light for a long period of time.

Luke : "Hey bro you wanna roll 2 the lake later?"
Ben : "Nah man ive been playing that new DC Universe game, i gotta go for a tan first bro im like pale..jail pale."
Luke : "Lame dude"

by MacEleven February 21, 2011