Jewish Holiday

Any time that everybody gets a day off from work or school, but really have no idea why. All the Jews are meanwhile sitting in temple, praying and stuff. Then they get to eat a lot of food and get drunk. It's fun to be a Jew!

passover is fun! we get to eat matzah because we can't have bread! it's all good.

by i_<3_cOnFoRmItY! March 14, 2004

Holiday cock

The phenomenon of ones genitalia being larger and generally more relaxed whilst on holiday, particularly in warmer climates.

"I was surprised when i went to pee today, I had holiday cock and it is freezing out"

by okeloon December 16, 2008

Holiday boobs

Enlarged breasts due to weight gain during the holidays.

Friend: Wow - look at your awesome holiday boobs!

Friend: I know! I get them everytime I gain weight over the holidays.

by shellyboobs January 10, 2010

The Holiday Season

A combination of Christmas, Hanukka, Kwanzaa and Ramadan all in one period of time

In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it ‘Christmas’ and went to church; the Jews called it ‘Hanukka’ and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say ‘Merry Christmas!’ or ‘Happy Hanukka!’ or (to the atheists) ‘Look out for the wall!’ ~Dave Barry

by ninjacow December 25, 2010

Mexican holiday

The act of getting fucked up on tequila and weed like a Mexican, and going to work.

Tom: Hey, Lyle fucked up the expense reports for this week.

Leeroy: Well it's no surprise, he's on a Mexican holiday.

Tom: Oh yeah, he just had sex with my secretary.

by rutherford the dominator September 6, 2011

holiday homework

Homework assigned over the holidays i.e the worst kind of homework that any teacher could give.

Biology Teacher: You have to do a cell poster, do this prac and a chapter test for holiday homework.
English Teacher: You have to write 700-800 words on this creative writing task.
French Teacher: You have to write a paragraph about your family and do 11 pages of your grammar book.
Me: Oh dear god please help me!
Me: *procrastinates*
Me: *has to do it at the last minute* FUUUUUUUUU

by xgirlybooknerdx May 8, 2016

A Holiday Pounding

1.When somone finds a hot guy/girl on holiday then has sex with them.

2. Casual sex in the holidays

1.Hey man. You have a good holiday pounding?

2. hey babe. Wanna give me a holiday pounding'.

by WillTurnerMan December 7, 2009