Scoring a sweaty goal is when 3 guys have 3 girls lined up, gagging for their piece. You spend a specified amount of time on each girl and by the time all 3 of you are on your last girl, you release the Kraken, unleash the beast, score the sweaty goal. And at the moment of this climax you scream "Goala goala goaaaalllliiiiissseeeeeeemmmooooohhhhhhh, hat-trick-hat-trick, goaaaaalllllololololol". And then pursue to leave the room sharply as all 3 girls have received a sweaty goal. You could also have variations, such as a Sweaty Brace if there is 2 guys and girls, and also just a plain Sweaty, for 1 girl and 1 guy.
by BareLulzzz September 28, 2011
Get the Sweaty Goalmug. A controversial tactic in Football (Soccer), where all players in the 25-man squad synchronously enter the field of play at a critical moment in the match, mob the other team and score a collective goal.
But ultimately Burnley's rugged defence proved no match for Manchester United's squad goal in the 15th minute of injury time.
by IceFergLettuce May 5, 2019
Get the Squad Goalmug. When a player scores a goal in an online game of NHL while their player is standing inside the blue area of the goalie's crease, which provides a close enough distance between the player and the goalie for one to give the other a blowjob. This goal is usually scored by faggots who can't get legitimate goals, and who usually have names like VanillaMilkChug or Skoolz.
Williston666: This faggot kid scored another blowjob goal on me. Can I get some decent gameplay one time? I'm going to play Forza 3 from now on.
Announcer: OH WHAT A SHOT...... SCORES!!!!!!!!!
Announcer: OH WHAT A SHOT...... SCORES!!!!!!!!!
by Dickie Moore July 22, 2010
Get the Blowjob Goalmug. Bbf goals are not supposed to be perfect all the time
they will be arguments but that is a true goal if you can pass them one does not just leave them behimd as if they were never there
they will be arguments but that is a true goal if you can pass them one does not just leave them behimd as if they were never there
by chicken cx March 16, 2016
Get the bff goalsmug. Cayden and Emily are so incredibly cute together they are the urban dictionary definition of relationship goals. This on'e for you Em.
by yeetthatwheat February 16, 2019
Get the Relationship goalsmug. by Blahsum January 28, 2022
Get the Couple goalsmug. A very cheap and lucky goal that someone gets in while playing nhl09. It usually happens when a glitch is in the game or someone gets a really lucky goal.
by mrmet95 May 3, 2009
Get the Moskowitzzzzz Goalmug.