geek

the watery substance that forms on the end of a camels penis

i'm dehydrating in this desert, let's see if the camel's have any geek

by RatherLargeDave January 6, 2008

Geeks

People who like computers and wanna be Bill Gates when they get older. They also don't have n e friends except with other geeks. And there not very athletic and they are really really smary. A B is a bad grade for them

Geeks are smart and weird

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

geek

Ugly, socially inept, boring male (usually, but some of them can be female) whom nobody wants to fuck. Some of them grow up to be another abomination: yuppies. Many of them have a mild form of schizophrenia and have very limited breadth of thought process and cultural exposure. A lot of geeks are latent gays, though they try to mask it, but the reality is that they suck in bed whether with homo- or heterosexual partner. The geekness has a potential cure: gym time and outdoors. Geeks usually need to get a life.

Contrary to popular belief, someone being a software engineer or similar high-level computer professional does not equal "geek"--especially if they have education in the field. A well-balanced person who is athletic, well-traveled, true art lover, morally sound and in general has a life can be a computer professional and not be a geek.

I need to take a shower asap, I've been sitting near a geek... who knows it might be infectious.

by zackyboi2 August 11, 2009

geek

Kind of the opposite of a jock. Both as bad as each other. I wish there was a name for someone in the middle like me.

Noticed how all the definitions of jock on urbandictionary are bad, and definitions of geek and nerd are praising? The internet is full of geeks.

by T-mard January 13, 2008

Geek

Someone you'll be working for when you finish high school.

Actual definition according to Websters dictionary 2002: A Geek is someone who bites the heads off of chickens in the circus.

by Blackball'd September 25, 2010

geek

A tech-savy person that gets a hard-on when computer-related objects are involved in a said context.

Bob:Dude that guy is a nerd!
Drake: No dude, he's a geek

by Nattybumpo December 25, 2010

Geek

An outgoing, funny and borderline unpredictable man with a unique swag that cannot be pulled off by many. Man who has the proper balance of composure and energy. Known to wear skinny jeans and snap-backs, but the style is evolving.

Check out the geek, hes the center of attention now.

Im fresh from my head to my toes, ladies love me, and im a party animal; im a geek.

by jroome July 3, 2011