A woman 26 years+ who is considered to be past her prime, undesirable, used goods and/or no good.
The term originates from Japan where it is tradition to eat cake on Christmas. So a cake intended for Christmas that was not eaten or is left over is considered bad and should be thrown out. Japanese businessmen coined the term, once again emphasizing the Japanese desire for a young and virginal wife. Japanese women over the age of 26 most often have to rely on either a hastily semi-arranged marriage to a friend of the family or, more frequently, marry a foreigner as they are rarely aware of the stigma or don't care.
The term originates from Japan where it is tradition to eat cake on Christmas. So a cake intended for Christmas that was not eaten or is left over is considered bad and should be thrown out. Japanese businessmen coined the term, once again emphasizing the Japanese desire for a young and virginal wife. Japanese women over the age of 26 most often have to rely on either a hastily semi-arranged marriage to a friend of the family or, more frequently, marry a foreigner as they are rarely aware of the stigma or don't care.
"If we wait until after grad school, I'll be Christmas Cake."
"She just turned 26. She's Christmas Cake now."
"She married her husband at 30, so you know he wasn't bothered that she was Christmas Cake."
"She just turned 26. She's Christmas Cake now."
"She married her husband at 30, so you know he wasn't bothered that she was Christmas Cake."
by killerkee June 13, 2013
Get the Christmas Cakemug. To fill in a test bubbling the answers randomly, like placing christmas bulbs on a tree, to guess because you don't know the answer or are to lazy to do it right.
by paige dodge February 17, 2007
Get the christmas-treed mug. An expression that expresses the seriousness of a situation and a potential terrible result if a remedy is not found. Reference to children's Christmas specials where the plot centers around saving Christmas.
by olsongt August 14, 2008
Get the not gonna be a Christmasmug. Sara: "Hey Amber! Come quick and look at this."
Amber: "Eww, that's disgusting. Why is your diarrhea red and green?"
Sara: "I don't know. It must just be Christmas diarrhea."
Amber: "Eww, that's disgusting. Why is your diarrhea red and green?"
Sara: "I don't know. It must just be Christmas diarrhea."
by theblizzard June 1, 2011
Get the Christmas Diarrheamug. Another name for Great Lakes Christmas Ale because of its crack like characteristics. Unlike traditional brews, it is only offered for 2 months out of the year, thus making people go crazy trying to consume as much as possible. Due to it's alcohol content and smooth rich flavor, often victims of it's use become belligerent, punching walls, kissing the floor, speaking in tongues, and black-out quality memory.
Jay: Dude, did you see Dean over there, he has crazy eyes and I can't understand anything he's saying.
Matt: It's cool. It's the holidays and he has been enjoying alot of Christmas Crack
Jay: Tis the Season
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You could tell when it is getting close to the end of the Holiday season because its hard to your hands on Christmas Crack
Matt: It's cool. It's the holidays and he has been enjoying alot of Christmas Crack
Jay: Tis the Season
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You could tell when it is getting close to the end of the Holiday season because its hard to your hands on Christmas Crack
by citybytheBay November 6, 2009
Get the Christmas Crackmug. Allston Christmas is September 1st in Boston. Massachusetts, USA. With the hundreds of thousands of college students that move into, out of, and across Boston on September 1st, there is a great deal of furniture and other household items that are either left temporarily or discarded on the sidewalks of Allston, Brighton, Mission Hill, The Fenway, Cambridge, Brookline, and other student-rich sections of the Boston area. Allston 'Christmas' refers to the bounty of "new" stuff that one can easily acquire free of cost simply by walking down to the sidewalk and running off with it back into your own apartment. Much of the items that are left on the sidewalk are free to take because people can't fit them into their new apartment or don't have enough space in the truck to move them. However, many of the items are simply left on the sidewalk temporarily and are rummaged (read: 'stolen') by the neighbors in the chaos that is the city of Boston on Septemer 1st.
I got a new microwave for Allston Christmas -- it was free and delivered right to my door! I love moving day!
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I need a new table, but I don't have any money. Good thing Allston Christmas is coming up. Five-finger discounts for the win!
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I need a new table, but I don't have any money. Good thing Allston Christmas is coming up. Five-finger discounts for the win!
by JohnJohnGoose April 28, 2008
Get the allston christmasmug. A Jew's wet dream.
good Christian child: oh, boy! I got an Xbox 360, kinect AND a playstation 3 for Christmas! how was Hanukkah Ben?
that one Jewish friend that never pays you back: I got a nice pair of wool docks... and a sweater...
good Christian child: You should convert to our commercialized Christianity.
that one Jewish friend that never pays you back: I got a nice pair of wool docks... and a sweater...
good Christian child: You should convert to our commercialized Christianity.
by flomause December 25, 2010
Get the Christmasmug.