blender

A smoothie maker

yo that blender makes a thicc smoothie!

by hello darkness smiled friend June 10, 2020

Blendered

Verb- The art of consuming multiple mind altering chemicals to the sensory point that all chemical effects are blending into one another, creating erratic, and chaotic cognitive thought patterning.

I was so blendered last night, i was on Jupitanus 8 with momgoat, plastic schism-free fry doing buff minus.

by Augustus Bugguts June 14, 2022

Idiotic blender

When a guy is being a dick, doesn't have respect for women, and is a horny little shit

Ethan is such an idiotic blender, like honestly how could he treat Nicole like that?

She's not an object, she's a woman.

by Miaminic0514 May 8, 2017

Fender Blender

The act of giving a blowjob while someone is driving or operating a vehicle. Known by guys as a sign that a girl is really into you.

She must be really into you after giving you that fender blender.

by tedcruztwitterpage September 19, 2017

polish blender

You widen a girls ass and fill it with fruit and juice. Then fuck her in the ass till it is a smooth creamy smoothie. Then just get a straw.

I wanted a smoothie but my blander was broken so I used Ashley and made a polish blender.

by I like the thicc Bois November 13, 2020

Blender-Heart

When you’re heartbroken to the point it feels like your ex put your heart in a blender.

He just dumped me outta nowhere, my poor Blender-Heart will never heal.

by 🌸✌🏼Penny-Lane🌸 October 16, 2020

Russian blender

When you stick your dick in the blenders and ejaculate and use the cum to make a smoothie

Jack let’s make a Russian blender

by SupremeRhino April 25, 2022