Refers to the popular work out device "Shake Weight" by it's true name. When used it very closely resembles the act of Male masturbation or "Bating".
Dude what is that?! It looks like your jerking off a robot.
It's a Bate Weight. What, it's a great way to stay in shape..
It's a Bate Weight. What, it's a great way to stay in shape..
by Seisure January 17, 2011
Get the Bate Weightmug. Jail-bait refers to someone, who is often promiscuous, that is under the age of consent. JAIL BATE refers to when a prisoner sticks his penis through the bars of his cell to be jerked by a prisoner in the neighboring cell. It's when hairy palms are expected and going blind is someone elses problem.
I'm in prison for messing around with jail bait, but now earn two cigarettes a day by giving jail bate to my neighbor.
by far December 27, 2007
Get the jail batemug. Yo holmes check out Dan tha bate master esay. He can get full release in under one minute all by himself.
by Keith the avid bait master August 6, 2010
Get the bate mastermug. a noxious cocktail, consumed by NEDS, CHAVS or other antisocial groups of young deliquents , especially in Counties Armagh, Down, and Antrim in Ireland, and parts of Western Scotland. Made by mixing cheap strong cider and Buckfast Tonic Wine (aka Coatsbridge table wine)
A: Shoulda seen the state of that wanker Kevin at the weekend.
B: What happened?
A: The buck eejit floored a bottle of Bate-the-wife, and then fucked a brick through the window of the police station
B: What happened?
A: The buck eejit floored a bottle of Bate-the-wife, and then fucked a brick through the window of the police station
by Seattle Brian February 3, 2009
Get the Bate-the-wifemug. A shit-bade is where a male takes his lap top computer to the toilet, takes a shit, and then proceeds to masturbate while sitting on the toilet full of crap. sometimes a courtesy flush is necessary.
by johnnyshitbates August 10, 2010
Get the shit-batemug. by Richardgayfaggotfruit April 12, 2008
Get the conversate-a-batemug. Batin(g) Hoop (m) verb; to engage in the act of bating a females hoop.
Bating hoop is also an act of exchanging neutralised parts.
Hoop Batin(g) is an act that is only preformed by the most daycent of feens. Bating hoop can be extremely dangerous and is to be treated with great caution
Bating hoop is also an act of exchanging neutralised parts.
Hoop Batin(g) is an act that is only preformed by the most daycent of feens. Bating hoop can be extremely dangerous and is to be treated with great caution
by hoopbater2k10 April 25, 2010
Get the Bating Hoopmug.