December 25

People born on this day are said to be extremely holy as Jesus Christ himself was born on this day.

However, there are some drawbacks, which include:

-Getting angry when someone makes a Jesus joke

-Being too religious

-Only getting 1 present because your birthday and Christmas Day are on the same fucking day.

-Getting angry when someone says, ‘Jesus Fucking Christ.’

-Getting angry when someone used Jesus’ name in vain

The advantages are as follows:

-Being able to bestow the holy power of God upon thyself.

-Respect.

-You shall be blessed with the holy power of Jesus Christ, the Cross, the Holy Bible and Holy Water.

Person1: Today is December 25.
Person2: Therefore I get only one present each year.

by shitweasel October 26, 2019

June 25

Satan’s birthday

Satan was born on June 25

Stay away from them, they were born on June 25

by Kooolaide July 13, 2020

25 rule

Leonardo DiCaprio's law for dating women. Never date women over 25 years old because they are past their prime.

Friend 1: Hey dude, did you end up meeting with that girl?
Friend 2: Naw man, turns out she's 27 so she broke the 25 rule. Next!

by YoungBuckaroo July 16, 2019

November 25

National kick a child day

"Hey its November 25 you know what that means"
"Come here timmy i want to show you something..."

*punts child across a parking lot*

by Lumin.ious February 29, 2020

25 december

The 25 of December is Christmas day so when ever u see someone u must sing a Christmas song to them

Guy one - today is the 25 december so i am gonna sing Jingle bells to my mum

by Shovell December 8, 2019

25 to life

The name of a very deep Eminem song. Originally meant to be the final song of his career, the final track of Recovery depicts the hatred that Eminem has grown for hip hop, and his plans to "divorce her."

"Too late for the other side,
Caught in a chase, 25 to life."

by The urban redneck March 30, 2016

December 25

the absolute WORST day to even be born within a week from it.

december 25 is lame cuz you get presents for bday and christmas
bruh Jamie was born on dec 23rd and she gets presents that count for birthdays and christmas that must SUCK

by Tyler1 except without the 1 October 24, 2019