by Dubai Problems July 15, 2019

A problem you have that is out of your control, something you just have to ride out until the solution comes to you. Much like a horse inside of an elevator.
by whyen October 23, 2022

Problems that your typical Brenden would have. Like breaking a chair out of frustration then deciding that you actually needed the chair to sit in and kept the chair.
"I threw my controller on the ground and now it's broken but I really still want to finish this game."
"Sounds like a Brenden Problem"
"Sounds like a Brenden Problem"
by Iaea August 10, 2019

Ken's a nice guy most of the time, but he's really disrespectful towards women. My conscience won't let me be friends with him. But he gives me rides to work. But he steals our coworkers' food. What a lasagna problem.
I'm so hungry right now. I'd do anything for a warm slice of hearty, meaty, cheesy, Italian heaven.
I'm so hungry right now. I'd do anything for a warm slice of hearty, meaty, cheesy, Italian heaven.
by Not sick... yet February 23, 2017

We say that a study's design is not biased if which of the following is true?
Answer: no outcomes are systematically favored
Answer: no outcomes are systematically favored
by user_1223332323 November 5, 2020

N.)
One of the many socially acceptable brush off tactics the "thoughts and prayers(™)" generation defaults to Whenever there is something wrong in the world.
One of the many socially acceptable brush off tactics the "thoughts and prayers(™)" generation defaults to Whenever there is something wrong in the world.
"All these hurricanes, school shootings, violent video games, Homer sexuals getting married, this world's got a prayer problem."
You know what Debbie? You are absolutely right. This world does have a prayer problem. In the sense your generation would rather rely on thoughts and prayers to put out a house fire than treat people with basic human dignity or get up off of your ass and try to make this world a better place. Now quickly, go make a hundred Facebook posts about this prayer problem and make yourself look like a bigger inbred dipshit.
You know what Debbie? You are absolutely right. This world does have a prayer problem. In the sense your generation would rather rely on thoughts and prayers to put out a house fire than treat people with basic human dignity or get up off of your ass and try to make this world a better place. Now quickly, go make a hundred Facebook posts about this prayer problem and make yourself look like a bigger inbred dipshit.
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019

Refers to the natural phenomenon that if you have a problem, no matter what it may be, if you go online, someone is selling something to fix your issue.
Person A: I can’t believe someone actually made sleeves for your can if soda!
Person B: You know what they say: If there’s a problem there’s a product!
Person B: You know what they say: If there’s a problem there’s a product!
by Resident Shitter February 10, 2023
